帽子瞎想

早上出门，见艳阳高照，随手戴上了新买的天蓝色遮阳帽。这下可不得了，走在路上，发现回头率狂增。心中沾沾自喜之余，又有些许疑虑，一顶帽子果真会产生如此大的效果？傍晚回家时再试，回头率有增无减，且与早上相比具有显著性差异；那些蓝色的，绿色的，棕色的，黑色的以及杂色的眼球被吸引得无处遁逃，一个个虎视眈眈。遂心中狂喜（瞧您这点出息！！！）。本来一直琢磨着怎样给routine life 添加一点spicy，试着唱歌，写博，练yoga，“挖空心思”的回帖评论，有时还和女朋友flirt一下，肉麻一把 （怎么一不小心把这个都交待出去了？！），这不，简单到一顶遮阳帽就解决问题了。

联想到美国人每天换衣服，真的只是因为讲卫生，和向大家证明“我昨晚千真万确是回家过夜的”原因吗？是不是也和每天给人新鲜感，每天都有好心情不无关联呢？“女为悦己者容”，这话不假，很有道理，可是，以别人为行动的准则和标准未免太被动了吧，不如悦人先悦己，那么，就先从一顶遮阳帽开始吧。

啊？您问我戴遮阳帽的变化有多大？先回忆一下北京猿人，再想象一下中国古代四大美女，没关系，尽可能的把您的想象发挥到极致，怎么样，您心里该有数了吧。

Sorry，夸张了一点，贫了一把。

 

 

[melly]

回复林贝卡的评论:

This essay was just for fun and for laughing at. hehe...

Yes, I love the little angel too. I admire you for your several angels.

[林贝卡]

Interesting.

I like the the little girl in your profile.

[melly]

回复彩云满天飞的评论:

Be patient, I will show as soon as I take a picture. hehe...

[彩云满天飞]

来， 秀一下么~~~

[melly]

回复blhw72的评论:

haha... in terms of being sexy and sassy, still have a long way to go.

[blhw72]

Right on, babe! :-)))

[melly]

回复Flamenco_Girl的评论:

haha...... just for fun.

[melly]

回复sweetie遐思的评论:

Hi sweetie,

If I were going to meet you, I would like to wear the one you described as 宽沿的遮阳帽,粉蓝粉蓝并伴着 big 活泼的蝴蝶结.In fact, I wear this one 简单整洁的适中大小的遮阳帽, just for protecting from sunlight.

I am so sorry, no picture yet. I would let you know as soon as I take a picture. Like I have to imagine how beautiful you are based on your hands' picture, isn't it fair? hehe..

Thank you.

[Flamenco_Girl]

Good for you!

[sweetie遐思]

想象你是带着宽沿的遮阳帽,粉蓝粉蓝并伴着活泼的蝴蝶结(或许大大的,或许小巧的)......一眼望去,夺人眼球......

想象你带着无比简单整洁的适中大小的遮阳帽......一眼望去,青春活力......

想象......

反正在想象中诱发了我的好奇心,这不是在捉弄人嘛. 好MM,何不放张像片以解我之渴呢. :))