True Story

The chancellor of one of University of California systems' famous school was in the interview for the vacant president position of a large state university.  In a private dinner with the candidate, the chair of the president search committee asked the chancellor what are his top agenda to make the university grow.  Expecting the candidate to have a long talk about his spectacular vision for developing and expanding the teaching and research capacities of the university, the chair was surprised to hear the following short answers from the famous and successful chancellor:

1.  Parking for all faculty members
2.  A good football team
3.  Sex for undergraduate students

What are his thoughts and logic for growing the university?