boxer or brief

 

since we are on the subject of underwear, 那就equal rights 一个哈。

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

q&a

 

Do most guys wear boxers or briefs?

 

Slightly more than half the men wore boxers; the rest wore briefs, boxer briefs; bikinis, or other tight-fitting underwear. Chavarro and his colleagues found that men who mostly wore boxers had seventeen per cent more sperm and a twenty-five-per-cent higher concentration of them than men who preferred tight underwear.

 

What is sexier Boxers or briefs?

 

Here's why women preferred boxer briefs over any other type of men's underwear . "Boxer briefs make men look more muscly. They're also what men are wearing whenever a man appears in an ad for women, so I associate them with hot dudes." "Sexier than boxers and accentuate thighs."

 

Why do guys wear boxers instead of briefs?

 

More than any other underwear for men, the boxers offer real comfort in everyday life. Not compressing the private parts, this solution offers a total feeling of freedom and lightness. In order to be as comfortable as possible, men's briefs are also available in wide, tight, fitted, long and short models.

 

What is the front pocket on boxers for?

 

This pouch actually provides more room, gives the man a more normal silhouette, and provides comfortable support. Boxer briefs and trunks will almost always have a brief style fly treatment. This makes sense when you think about it because both are made in a knit.

 

1.  "What are your dogs names ?"

"Calvin and Klein"

 

"Like the underwear?"

 

"They are boxers."

 

 

2

 

“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife.

She said, “Wear your own then.”

 

3

 

What do you call transparent women’s underwear?

See-through

 

And what about men’s underwear?

 

See-three.

 

 

4

 

Really Tight-y Whiteys

 

Tight underwear is like a big smile… it makes your cheeks go up!

 

 

5

 

Change of Underwear

 

The soldiers of an infantry unit had been in the field for two weeks when the Sergeant announces, “I’ve got good news and bad news. First the good news. Today we’re going to change our underwear.”

The troops start cheering wildly.

“Now the bad news,” continues the Sarge. “Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy…”

 

 

6

 

Blind Date (OH NO SHE DIDN’T!!)

 

A girl goes on a blind date.

The blind date hadn’t been all that great, and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

At her apartment door, her date suddenly said, “Hey! You wanna see my underwear?”

Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn’t wearing any underwear.

She glanced down and said, “Nice design – does it also come in men’s sizes?”

 

 

7

 

History Test

 

Once, there were three middle school students about to take a history test. They were given books to study from and the next day they were all ready to take the test. However, they were all good friends and one of them came up with a brilliant idea to write down the answers on a piece of paper and put it in his underwear. The teacher asked the first, “Who was the first president of the U.S.?” So the boy looks down into his underwear and said, “George Washington.” Then the teacher asked the second boy, “Who was the sixteenth president of the U.S.?” So the second boy looks down and says, “Abraham Lincoln.” When it came to the third boy, the teacher asked, “Who is the current President of the U.S.?” The boy answered, “Fruit of the Loom.”

 

8

 

An Old Man Goes to the Doctor

He brings his wife with him, and when the doctor asks why she's in the exam room too the wife replies that her husband is hard of hearing and she is there to help him understand.

 

 

The doctor says "Alright, sir. Please get on the scale." The man looks at his wife and she shouts "HE WANTS TO SEE HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH"

 

 

After that, the doctor asks the man to take a few deep breaths. The man looks at his wife again and she shouts "HE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR LUNGS"

 

 

Finally, the doctor says "I'm going to need a urine sample, a sperm sample, and a stool sample." The man looks at his wife once more and she shouts "HE WANTS TO LOOK AT YOUR UNDERWEAR"

 

 

Last but not the least

 

What do tight underwear and a cheap mansion have in common?

No ballroom!

 

 

 

 

so, 

 

boxer or brief?

 

 

Happy hump day eve!