另类英文

护士 nurse 饿死

医生 doctor 带个套

女人ladies 累的死

男人gentleman尖头焖
经济 economy 依靠农民
海关custom 卡死他们 
地主landlord 懒得劳动
雄心 ambition 俺必胜
强壮 strong 死壮
羡慕 admire 额的妈呀
脾气 temper 太泼
怀孕pregnant 扑来个男的
救护车 ambulance 俺不能死
律师 lawyer 捞呀

watch sister 表妹

1．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you

你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之， 不知为不 知...

9．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’ son can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞

11．American Chinese not enough

美中不 足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走过路过， 不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条
 

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。

你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸