办公室里的小故事

办公室里的小故事

在我工作的地方， 五个牙医助理都是漂亮的金发妹妹，再加上前台的几位，我们老板就被这一群女人包围着。

 和她们一起工作，经常就会哈哈大笑，很多的幽默，让我感受到了西方的文化的不同。下面就是发生在工作的地方的小故事。

 

故事1。我们诊所的医生是个犹太人， 不到38岁的年龄已经没有任何头发了，还满脸皱纹。诊所有一个成规就是，这个月过生日的人要给下个过生日的人准备蛋糕。，轮到我们老板了，让人意想不到的是，他亲自作了个巧克力蛋糕，而且相当好吃，午间休息，女人们都在吃着蛋糕， 于是有了下面的对话。

Rose:”  MMM, this cake is so yummy, we really don’t need to worry about any hair in it.”

( laughing…….)

Lee:  ” oh yea,  as long as he has his shirt on.”

全场爆笑， 这时老板过来,不知道我们在笑什么。

 

故事2：

老板冬天的时候常常把室温调得很低，的确不知道是为了省钱或者他怕热。有一天，我早去了，进门看到Erin, 禁不住顺口说道: “ It is chilly here.”  Erin said : “ Oh yea, I can not find my nipples.”  After a second, I realized that she meant her nipples were frozen off, all the girls were laughing again.

 

故事3。I use paper clips to put the lab slip with the case together, after a while all the paper clips are run out.

Susan came in , I asked her: “ do you know where all the clips went?” Susan answered: “ Yes, I do, they all went to clip heaven.” Both of us smiled. Her answer was so cute. Then later, she showed me where the “heaven” was.