Chapter 1
I leap out of an exploding building
Hi. My name is Poopypants, and this is my big journey. I am 12, and I am going into middle school. So this year, I am going to be in Poop middle school. But first, I have to tell you this story:
On the day of the middle school opening, I was a bit nervous about going in. All of the new people met in the gym. Right away, I saw a bully. His name was Jellypants, and he was big and fat. Then, the principal quieted us down. The principal said: Welcome, boys and girls! Welcome to Poop middle school! We are going to have a great adventure this year in middle school. I hope you all enjoy a great year. Then, the principal started saying boring words about school rules and lots of things. Then, something weird happened. Jellypants, which you may have guessed, throws bombs. Nobody but me saw Jellypants take out a bomb big enough to blow up the school. Then, everybody noticed the bomb. But it was too late.The fuse almost burned down to 1 millimeter. Then, I noticed an open window above me. I wanted to leap out of the open window. As I leaped out of the window, There was a deafening BANG! From the school. I started running as fast as I could. Just behind me, I saw the school in flames. I ran as fast as I could, yelling for help as I ran into an unknown place where a new adventure begins.
Chapter 2
I get help from Santa
When I went into the unknown place, I was amazed. There was candy everywhere! I reached out to grab a peppermint pattie, but a voice said:” Don’t eat that, my dear, if you eat that, you will not be able to leave this place,”. I turned around and looked. Standing behind me, was Santa. I talked to him for a few moments, and he gave me something that I would need for this trip. Santa plopped a duffel bag at my feet, and with a shimmer of light, he vanished. I looked in the bag. There was a toiletry, some spare clothes, a first aid kit, $100, and a bronze sword. Little did I know that I am in danger.
Chapter 3
