老墨

1墨女墨西哥女，此女在超市工作，兢兢业业。身高150。皮肤结实。为人诚恳。毫无任何欺诈的迹象，但是每次客人买水果总觉得缺斤少两。一个台湾客人非常郁闷为此，一日，她就挑两只橙子让此墨女包起来，结账。后发现，两只橙子怎么会有4磅捏？在找来经理理论，经理毕竟见多识广，不同一般职员，一边道歉，一边让此墨重新过磅，定格在称重的瞬间，经理大喝，STOP.原来此墨女实乃波霸，2磅的东西，加上她可爱的身高和胸度，正好多加了2磅，很实在，不是她的错啦，毕竟波霸还是受老板欣赏滴，嘻嘻。2墨男墨西哥男生暗恋一个华裔米女，此女确实有着可爱的性格。因此有了他拜托中国哥们的这样的对话M Hey, I wanna her be my girl friend,can you do me a favor?C Why she? She is not pretty enough u know.M I like her personality and smile so much.C She is Chinese, can you learn Chinese for her? She doesn't speak any English.M I would like to try. No problem.I wanna her be my girl.No matter how difficult! I like challenge, I am seriously.C Well, I will do my best help u but remind you that she is never married you know?M Of course!I know it.C But....M But... what? What's wrong?C She has two babies.M Ta Ma di!Ni zen me bu zao shuo.hahahahhahha