保险诀窍【1】(笑话，译文）
译自德语，英语由Gemini proofread过
The Insurance Trick
A lawyer and an engineer are fishing together in the Caribbean.
The lawyer says, "I'm here because my house burned down. The fire destroyed everything, but the insurance paid for everything, and now I still have enough money to afford this vacation."
"That's a coincidence,“ the engineer replies. "I'm here because a flood destroyed my house. My insurance also paid me a good amount, so I could afford my vacation."
Confused, the lawyer asks, "How did you cause the flood?"
保险诀窍
一个律师和一个工程师在加勒比海钓鱼。
律师说：“我到此地是因为大火烧毁了我的房子，我现在一无所有。但是我的保险公司赔了全部财产，现在我有足够的钱承担这次度假的费用。”
“碰巧我也是，”工程师说, “我到此处是因为洪水摧毁了我的房子。我的保险公司赔偿了大部分财产，所以我也有足够的钱承担这次度假的费用。”
律师一头雾水，就问：“那您是怎么制造洪水的？”
【1】. p. 95. Versicherungstrick. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
