失礼（笑话，译文）

失礼【1】（笑话，译文）

译自法语by me, 英语由Geminiproof read过

 

Gaffe

 

Returning from work, Pierre meets his army friend by chance, who is accompanied by his wife.

“René! What a surprise! What happened to you?”

The friend in question has been quite overweight; his wife is equally obese.

The two men start one of the most classic conversations. A moment later, Pierre asks the couple:

“Do you have kids?”

René looks at Pierre, quickly glances at his huge spouse, and says, visibly offended:

“No, but tell me, do you think we are acrobats?”

 

失礼

 

下了班，皮埃尔正巧碰到了他的战友和他的妻子。

“勒内！真想不到在此见面！你怎么样？”

他问的这个朋友通常是体重超重，他的妻子也不例外。

两个男人开始了最普通不过的聊天。过了一会儿，皮埃尔问那夫妇俩：

“你们有小孩吗？”

勒内瞧着皮埃尔，又看起她的胖妻子，面带怒色地说：

“没有，但是你说，你以为我们是杂技演员吗？”

 

【1】.  p. 50.  GROSSE BOULETTE. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.