The Plane: A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they'd flown together and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese." "No like Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?" "You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why!" "No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese." "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!" There's a few minutes of silence. "No like Jews!" the Chinese copilot suddenly announces. "Why not?" asks the Jewish captain. "Jews sink Titanic," the copilot responds. "Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!" "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same!"