甜点 - 我家的黄笑话

通常老婆负责点饭后甜点，老公负责按单备料制作。

某晚，酒足饭饱，天色已晚，老婆突觉肠胃又有空位，正适合甜点停放.

LP：What's for desert?
LG: I didn't get order for desert so I didn't buy anything to bake.
LP: Well, but I have some room for desert!

老公无奈起身，搜索厨房半晌，一脸坏笑返回：
LG:Here is your F***ing desert!

老婆拿起一看，一leftover donut圈，中间一节香蕉，上面一层whipped cream...