我对我老婆腻味了，我们在一起时间太长了

我对我老婆腻味了，我们在一起时间太长了
就象一首好歌，听久了也会想吐的
所以当她睡觉的时候，我偷偷摇了摇微信
摇到了个可人儿，自我描述是这样地

＂如果你喜欢屁呐口拉得（一种鸡尾酒），喜欢在雨中浪漫，
如果你不喜欢俞迦，或者是个脑残；
如果你喜欢在午夜嘿咻，在湾区的沙滩上干活；
我就是你要找的女人，联系我，一起得解脱＂

我想都没想我老婆，我知道这听上去有点不道德
但我和我的老婆，每次都用一样的姿势
所以我用简体中文输入法，回了个个人广告
虽然比不上树顶瓜哥的艳诗，可我自己认为还不算太坏

＂是的， 我喜欢屁呐口拉得瑟，我也喜欢在雨中浪漫，
你不喜欢健康食品，不过我挺喜欢香槟的；
我想明天中午见个面和你，就可以剩去所有的寒暄；
称里有个酒巴叫欧玛丽，我们可一在那里一起研究解脱方案＂

我满心希望，然后她走进了酒吧
我一眼就认出了她的微笑，还有那脸上熟悉的曲线
那个就是我老婆，然后她说：＂哦，怎么是你？＂
然后我们干笑了一会儿，我说：＂我怎么知道？＂

"你喜欢屁呐口拉得，喜欢在雨中浪漫，
喜欢大海的感觉，喜欢香槟的口味,
如果你喜欢在午夜嘿咻，在湾区的沙滩上干活；
你就是我要找的爱人，跟我来，我们一起解脱.

你喜欢屁呐口拉得，喜欢在雨中浪漫，
喜欢大海的感觉，喜欢香槟的口味,
如果你喜欢在午夜嘿咻，在湾区的沙滩上干活；
你就是我要找的爱人，跟我来，我们一起解脱."















































I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape"

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape"

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you"
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape"

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape"