蛋糕 或 床 -- CAKE OR BED

CAKE OR BED

 

  A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A

  FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

 

  "HONEY,COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?

  IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW".

 

  HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,

  "FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE

  GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO".

 

  FINE,

 

  THEN THE WIFE ASKS,

  "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

  IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT "

 

  TO WHICH HE REPLIED,

  "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE

  WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

  I DON'T THINK SO".

 

  "FINE", SHE SAYS

  "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS

  TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK "

  "I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T

  WANT TO FIX STEPS". HE SAYS, "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE

  ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

  I DON'T THINK SO

  I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! "

 

  SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A

  COUPLE OF HOURS...................................

 

  HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW

  HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME

 

  AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE, HE NOTICES

  THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

 

  AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE

  HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

 

  AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES

  THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

 

  "HONEY", HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"

  SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT

  OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

 

  JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME

  WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

 

  HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND

  ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER

  GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE".

 

  HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?"

 

  SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO..

  DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

  I DON'T THINK SO!"

[piao11]

看来
你的英文表达的字句比你的中文好了不知多少。。。。

不过还是期待你的很滑稽很趣味的中文