me too!
One of the Asian Country president planed to come to U.S. But he did not speak English. He thought this would not look good. So, he asked his translator to teach him some English words. "when you get to the U.S". The translator told him: " There only a few words you need say when you get there. First you say ' How are you?' the president should say ' I'm fine, and you?' then you say 'me too' "...
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The day he landed in the U.S. president Bush and his wife at the airport waited for him. He approached president Bush and said: " Who are you?" Bush was shocked, but he thought maybe the guy just had some heavy accent. So, he said to him: " I'm laura's husband. " The asian President quickly answered: " ME TOO!"