办公室笑话之三

This one is what what I have read somewhere a long time ago, but I forget the exact source. It is my re-phrased version.

One day, a secretary came to work with bandage on both ears. The boss asked him why. He said "while, when I was ironing my shirt last night, the telephone rang. I picked up the iron by mistake". "ok, that explains one ear", the boss said, "what about the other?" "While", the seccetary answered " when I was in a hurry, the phone rang again."

[宋德利利]

乡巴老,

你好？你不是乡巴老，是我的老乡吧。我也在新泽西住。你说不是老乡吗？网上的人多如天上的繁星，可我从来没有遇到过一个新泽西的，我曾不止一次感概，网友多在两加，即：加州和加拿大。纽约这么大地方一个也没发现，新泽西更是凤毛麟角。刚才我无意中在“美女帅哥”里随便敲了大概是第30页，结果敲出个老乡来，真是喜不自胜。你真够帅的，那身装束，活脱脱一位清宫的贝勒爷！我真高兴，不过初次联系，还不知道是否能联系上。先不多说了。盼回信。

宋德利 2009年1月6日