如果世界我做主-by小朋友紫鸭梨

紫鸭梨小朋友是瑞宝宝的女儿，今年不足9岁。她有个自己的博客，没事就爱滔滔不绝的写。没有文学细胞的孩子爹看了紫鸭梨文采飞扬想象力充沛的文章，就和公鸡看见鸡蛋里孵出一只大象来一样震惊, 同时也非常自豪，的确是他的女儿并且和他一样聪明。我也觉得小女孩儿真不错，真是一代胜过一代。

转一些她的小文章，很有意思，大家周末愉快！

If I were in charge of the world

If I were in charge of the world,
I'd cancel vegetables,
Busy weekends,
All sickness,
And also my sister when she is crying.

If I were in charge of the world,
Gymnastics would be easier,
Mamma Lucia would be cheaper,
And also sleepovers would happen more often.

If I were in charge of the world,
You wouldn't be sad,
You wouldn't have 1970's fashions,
And also you wouldn't have bedtimes,
Or "I want water, Purple Pear" (My little sister's daily request)
You would not even have to drink milk.

8/7/2009

A.P.P. Vegetable

I invented A.P.P. Vegetable. It was named after my name, Awesome Purple Pear. I invented it on Sunday October 26th, 2008. I invented it because it will make you stay healthy and you will always get an A+ or B+ if you eat it. I invented at my house. A.P.P. Vegetable needs carrots, salad, ranch, and boiling hot water. First, you would pour the boiling hot water in the pot. Next, you would dip ten carrots in the ranch. Third, you need to put the carrots in the pot. Fourth, you dump two ounces of salad in the pot. Last, you turn on the heat, and you wait for ten minutes. Your A.P.P. vegetable is now ready. You can start eating. One pound of A.P.P. vegetable costs a dollar. If you want to try, come to 111222333 Hunter Woods St., Richmond, VA. You can also buy one pound there.

1$=1lb.

Oct. 2008

A letter from the president purple pear

Dear American Citizens,

As 50th president of the United States I will have a team, special field trips, and math programs.

I would like my mom to be the first female vice president. My mom is good at math, so she can help the country with the money. I would like her to help collect taxes. I think we should spend money on sports' programs. I would like a gym in the white house. There will be mats, uneven bars, and a cheese mat. There will also be an outdoor gym with slides, hangliders, and swings. My younger sister, C will be in charge of the outdoor gym. My dad will help my mom. My grandma will be the White House cook. She will cook lots of Chinese food.

As president of the United States of America, I would have many field trips for kids. The first field trip would be going to the Big Apple Circus. The circus has horses, ponies and dogs. The Big Apple Circus has jugglers, clowns, and acrobats. The next field trip would be going to the highest mountains in Virgina. The highest mountains are called Shenandoah. As president I want some kids to take a field trip to the moon. They will put on big white suits.

There will also be a lot of math programs. I want kids to learn mulitplication. Kids should learn fractions, so when they grow up they can measure things. They should learn about time, so they can read time when they grow up. And use it wisely. The kids should learn about money, so when they grow up they know what a dime, nickel, penny, and quarter is. When they buy stuff they give the right amount.

I bet kids that love to learn will grow up and get into a good college and get a good job.

Your President

Awesome Purple Pear

 

 

 

 

[明亮]

aptamer，呵呵，我也喜欢头一首诗。

红月，呵呵，很可爱，还是第二代移民更幸福灿烂一些。

陈默，呵呵，大家就想找个茬打闹一番呢。你玩得好不好？

歌儿，欢迎你来锦上添花，你可以站到大胸大痣那列队伍里，那边人少，你去吧没事。

[aptamer]

哈哈

最爱那首诗。真有文采!

[蓝山红月]

哈哈，这紫鸭梨小姑娘实在太可爱了。。。

[陈默]

哈哈，这里太热闹了！

紫鸭梨这小姑娘实在是太有才了！太可爱了。~~~

歌儿在国内腐败得很吧？抓住问个好！

[歌儿]

呵呵，我来赶个热闹的尾巴，顺便锦上添花一下，我就是那’大痣无胸‘类的。百花齐放啦！:)

[明亮]

哈哈哈哈，真是热闹啊，怎么就从紫鸭梨拐到胸啊，痣啊，还要扔进去洗澡，听上去根本就是我在熬鸡汤的一些步骤，我肉老不行了，卖不出好价钱，小丰满，小饼子嫩，真的，我见过照片。
三丰子你总结得很精辟，鼓掌。还有我晚上熬鸡汤了，farm market买的土鸡，真香啊，要说做饭还得靠原料，是美人穿什么衣服都好看，清鸡汤不穿衣服也诱人啊。
行了，明儿都好好玩吧，夏天眼看尾巴越来越短了。愉快愉快。

[阿小饼]

回复三丰子的评论:我知道，看得最明白的还是您。赞！：）

[三丰子]

阿饼是胸无大痣，小丰满是胸大无痣。

值得欣慰的是，总算没人，胸无痣大，大痣无胸，大象无形

[画大饼]

回复三丰子的评论:我刚才出去了。这会子才看见您的贴。
向毛先生保证，小丰满那是特异功能，那啥，您要不给开个课题研究一下。：）

[mycereal]

小丰满：你见了那个啥，也许会犯错误的，呵呵。

[南山松]

紫鸭梨真棒.

这因紫鸭梨引起的纠纷也太热闹了,我一边笑去了.

[三丰子]

小心着凉啊，底下两位千金。。。

[画大饼]

回复小丰满的评论:他奶奶的，不得了啊

好事儿全让你占了。。。。

你扒拉明大亮，我扒拉你，然后如此泡制。。。其他的我就不说了。。。反正是大把大把的钱挡不住的来我家啦。。。。

[小丰满]

愤怒报复版：

如果世界由我说了算
我要明亮的一切财物
和她本人
财物留下
人扒光
扔浴缸里 洗叭洗叭
再捞出来 擦叭擦叭
拿点脂粉 抹叭抹叭
卖到山里 换点钱花
裸照留下 城门上挂

叫你欠我版权费！！

[明亮]

麦片，好，让你女儿也写几句，一定也不错的。

[明亮]

小丰满，我经过僧推月下门的推敲，改成了：如果世界我做主。我觉得这样更体现主人翁的气魄，有谁主沉浮的意思，哈哈，你更抢不到版权费了。

画大饼，你不如叫画元宝。:)))

[mycereal]

紫鸭梨太牛了，文采熠熠啊！

我带着女儿一起看的，她倒是认认真真地仔细地读了，呵呵。

楼下的画大饼好！

[画大饼]

丰满丰满小丰满，这个名儿挺好！谢谢啦：）

[阿小饼]

回复小丰满的评论:
真是奇了，丫头，怎么隔着个屏幕，都能看穿我，俺真的是：胸无大痣啊。
赶紧找帅哥看去，看穿他们，一定要看穿他们。。。然后写报告：）

[明亮]

哈哈，小丰满，我也得用兰花指指着你说“呸，还版权费”，要不是我辛苦把紫鸭梨的鸭梨体抄袭过来，你长这么大想过这个“世界我说了算”这个命题没有？你回去检讨去吧。

[小丰满]

to明亮:

估计这世界一时半会儿不会由我说了算，所以我那些零也没啥想头了。那啥，那版权费啥的，你能考虑一下吗？既然都说我贪得无厌了，那我就破罐破摔了。

to小饼：

叫我怎么说呢，这个白日梦吧，资源是无限的。我有了，你也可以有，反正大家都真没有。不是我说你，胸无大志，快把名儿改成画大饼，那多气派。

[明亮]

对，小丰满，你这个翻译好，如果世界由我说了算。准确，霸气。我把标题照你这个改改。

[明亮]

哈哈，小饼子，你可太太太那啥了，为这些后面的挂的零姐妹们可别伤了和气，这个说实话你们把银行账户告诉我，我闭着眼就给你们把0像加汽油一样加满了。告你们没多大用，还是家里存一水缸钻石管用的。

[明亮]

小丰满，哈哈，打倒你这个贪得无厌的财迷。我就没你那么贪心，加上5个零就足够了。再要一群像鸭梨这样好玩的孩子围着我转。世界就太美好了。

小幸儿，紫鸭梨看起来逻辑也不错，一，二，三，四的数得很清楚啊。

花朵，哈哈，美女S对她妈妈说她家孩子属于基因突变。我周末陪个远道来的朋友，就在DC城里转悠了。


小饼子，呵呵，是啊，我小时候不爱吃也得吃，哪里想得到要写个鸭梨体反抗一下啊。你好好培养你家小饼子，我看他眼珠贼亮，脑子也特好使，遗传你。

小泥山，呵呵，APP得乐坏了，这么多阿姨过来夸她。不过最乐的估计还是她爹妈。

美好时光，S说了人家是基因突变，瑞宝宝说是祖上的慧根，我觉得咱可以带着紫鸭梨到陌生地方找路，一定就看得出来她遗传谁了。

5忧，可不是，这后浪劲头真大。我很喜欢下一代更强，有希望啊。

大家周末愉快！

[阿小饼]

回复小丰满的评论:
我兰花指头翘
尖尖的食指
指向了
你
“呸！丫头你想得美！
等我加满了八个
才轮的到你
呢（长音，注意这个一定要长音，老长老长的啦）”

[小丰满]

哇，不愧叫紫鸭梨，写的博客都跟梨花体诗似的。还苯哲理，赞。

我也东施效颦(不笑娼)一个：

如果世界由我说了算
我只要
零
八个零
加到我名下资产数值
的后面
其他的一切
都
照旧
因为
有了那些零
这个世界已经
足够美好

[我是幸运儿]

哈哈哈哈,向APP总统致敬; 写得真是太好了,和明小亮阿姨的文一样的条理清晰,惹人开心 :))

"First, Next, Third, Fourth, Last..." 叫我写就是 and then, and then, and then...了

[花朵]

Purple Pear sounds awesome! Cheers!

还不到９岁？这么小就这么有才！唉。。。我们老了。。。：）

既然当爸爸的那么震惊，估计紫鸭梨的文才随妈妈，哈哈：）

明亮周末愉快！这个周末你又要去哪儿腐败啊？：）

[花朵]

回复5忧的评论:

向５忧致敬！分珍珠啦：）

[阿小饼]

瓦赛，真的是不得了，未来的作家
看来小朋友们都不喜欢吃蔬菜，喜欢睡在其他小朋友家，哈哈
那个发明很厉害阿
鸡窝里的大象啊：）

[小泥山]

haha, front row!

"公鸡看见鸡蛋里孵出一只大象来" - LOL !!!

A.P.P. is amazing :)

[美好时光]

紫鸭梨写的真不错啊，太好玩了，这是遗传了爹还是遗传了妈？哈哈哈。

[5忧]

真是长江后浪推前浪，一浪把父母拍在了沙滩上！

[5忧]

花朵儿，抢到珍珠！