If I were in charge of the world

If I were in charge of the world,
I'd cancel vegetables,
Busy weekends,
All sickness,
And also my sister when she is crying.

If I were in charge of the world,
Gymnastics would be easier,
Mamma Lucia would be cheaper,
And also sleepovers would happen more often.

If I were in charge of the world,
You wouldn't be sad,
You wouldn't have 1970's fashions,
And also you wouldn't have bedtimes,
Or "I want water, Purple Pear" (My little sister's daily request)
You would not even have to drink milk.

8/7/2009

A.P.P. Vegetable

I invented A.P.P. Vegetable. It was named after my name, Awesome Purple Pear. I invented it on Sunday October 26th, 2008. I invented it because it will make you stay healthy and you will always get an A+ or B+ if you eat it. I invented at my house. A.P.P. Vegetable needs carrots, salad, ranch, and boiling hot water. First, you would pour the boiling hot water in the pot. Next, you would dip ten carrots in the ranch. Third, you need to put the carrots in the pot. Fourth, you dump two ounces of salad in the pot. Last, you turn on the heat, and you wait for ten minutes. Your A.P.P. vegetable is now ready. You can start eating. One pound of A.P.P. vegetable costs a dollar. If you want to try, come to 111222333 Hunter Woods St., Richmond, VA. You can also buy one pound there.

1$=1lb.

Oct. 2008

A letter from the president purple pear

Dear American Citizens,

As 50th president of the United States I will have a team, special field trips, and math programs.

I would like my mom to be the first female vice president. My mom is good at math, so she can help the country with the money. I would like her to help collect taxes. I think we should spend money on sports' programs. I would like a gym in the white house. There will be mats, uneven bars, and a cheese mat. There will also be an outdoor gym with slides, hangliders, and swings. My younger sister, C will be in charge of the outdoor gym. My dad will help my mom. My grandma will be the White House cook. She will cook lots of Chinese food.

As president of the United States of America, I would have many field trips for kids. The first field trip would be going to the Big Apple Circus. The circus has horses, ponies and dogs. The Big Apple Circus has jugglers, clowns, and acrobats. The next field trip would be going to the highest mountains in Virgina. The highest mountains are called Shenandoah. As president I want some kids to take a field trip to the moon. They will put on big white suits.

There will also be a lot of math programs. I want kids to learn mulitplication. Kids should learn fractions, so when they grow up they can measure things. They should learn about time, so they can read time when they grow up. And use it wisely. The kids should learn about money, so when they grow up they know what a dime, nickel, penny, and quarter is. When they buy stuff they give the right amount.

I bet kids that love to learn will grow up and get into a good college and get a good job.

Your President

Awesome Purple Pear