小天使
孩子是父母眼中的天使。
by ed2006
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2/13/2007
上个星期就给孩子们买了Valentine card，大宝兴奋地不得了，一气写完了他的那二十几份，之后还不过瘾，又抢过二宝手中的笔，要为二宝代劳，二宝起先不愿意，经不起哥哥的诚心诚意，最终妥协，于是乎，不一会儿看到二宝小手一背，象个领导一样看着纸念名字，旁边的小秘书赶快执笔忽悠，赫赫，真是不花钱的劳力。
今天是Valentine Day的前一天，劳工有些不舒服，发烧无力，躺了一下午，孩子们放学回家后跑到DADDY床前问寒问暖，吃晚饭时大宝和二宝一个劲地问我DADDY吃了药后真的很快会好吗？我肯定地点了点头，又嘱咐他们不要大声吵闹，这样DADDY才会休息好。临睡觉洗漱前，大宝看着床边的黑板，突发奇想要给DADDY写封信，于是在俺的辅导下，大宝第一封Valentine letter产生了：
Dear Daddy,
I hope you will feel better in the morning, if you don't feel better, you just go to sleep,eat healthy food, eat the medicine in one day.
Love,
DaBao,ErBao,SanBao
Yes, it's a very nice way to show the love to someone you love.
The following is a Valentine's Joke,very funny. Actually, a couple of my male coworkers went for expected Valentine shopping at lunch time today, it's not surperised to see bunches of flowers and gifts shown at the front desk in our building on every Valentine's day.
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0 （ZT）
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance . We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
