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(2016-05-07 11:13:51)
ManyyearsagowhenIwasstillingraduateschool,ourdepartmenthasalargegroupofChinesegraduatestudents.Thedepartmentscheduledweeklygraduateseminarsforthegraduatestudentstopresenttheirresearchprogressandfindingsaswellastotraintheirpresentationskills.AnumberoftheChinesestudentsoftenused"moreharder,morestronger,morelarger,more...,"unintentionallyintheiroralpresentations.Andsometimes,theyevenuse&quo...[阅读全文]
(2016-05-07 11:13:08)
今天割草时，割草机把一个藏在草里的蜂窝捣毁了，受到大群的土峰的追击。因坐在拖拉机上专注于驾驶，并不知情。直到头上，背上连受两次攻击，才反应过来。以赤手空拳打开一条通路突围。看来这和谐社会也不容易建立。这些土峰，我让他们在我的地盘上白吃白住，生儿育女，居然攻击主人。为反恐，我也得进口一些HQ9了。
记得小时上山砍柴，见悬崖上一根批把树上[阅读全文]
记得小时上山砍柴，见悬崖上一根批把树上[阅读全文]
(2016-05-07 11:12:39)
Thereisanoutsideandoldpersonwhoalwaysattendsourdepartment'sweeklygraduateseminar.Heappearstobeanoldprofessorfromotherengineeringdepartments.Healwaysasksgoodquestionsintheseminars,especiallyintheareasofmyspecialtieswhichsurprisedmetosomedegree.Onetime,oneofmyPh.D.studentswantedtoformhisdissertationcommittee.Heaskedmewhoheshouldputonthecommittee.Isaidhowabouttheprofessorwhoattendsoutseminarregularly...[阅读全文]
(2016-05-07 11:10:01)
Thesonofmyfriend,about10-yearold,likestoplaybutdoesnotliketodohomeworks.Hisdaddythreatenshimthatifyoucannotgetincollege,Iwillkickyououtofthehousewhenyouare18.Thelawpermitsmetodoso.Thisemptythreatapparentlymadesomeimpressiontotheboy.
WhenOBwascompainingforhisfirstterm,theteacheraskedeachkidtowriteanessayon"IfyouareOBandgetelected,whichlawyouwillchange?"Theboy'sessayis"Iwillch...[阅读全文]
WhenOBwascompainingforhisfirstterm,theteacheraskedeachkidtowriteanessayon"IfyouareOBandgetelected,whichlawyouwillchange?"Theboy'sessayis"Iwillch...[阅读全文]
(2016-05-07 11:09:35)
Amanhasbeenafraidofridingairplaneeversincehischildhoodinfearofthatsomeonewillbringabombontheplane.Hemanagedyearsandyearstogoplacesavoidingflights.
Astimewenton,hissongrewolder,wenttocollege,foundajob,gotmarriedandsettleddownontheothercoastofthecountry.Oneday,hissoncalledhimup.“Daddy,wejusthadanewbabyandyoushouldcomeovertoseeyourgrandson.”
The3,...[阅读全文]
(2016-05-07 11:05:02)
Thisisatruestoryaboutme.Ifeelprettyfunnyinthetoday’sstandardandwouldliketosharewiththefriendshere.
IcametotheUSinthemid80’s.OuroldfriendsmaystillrememberthepoliticalandeconomicsituationsinChinainthoseyears.Beforeleavingthecountry,wewentthroughanoverseas-goingtraining.Amongthematerialscovered,thetrainertoldasadstoryaboutanabsentmindedChineseprofessorwhowasavisitingscholaratafamousUSu...[阅读全文]
(2016-05-07 11:03:59)
（凑企鹅的趣）儿时爱凑热闹看露天电影。两根竖杆上挂面屏幕就开演，大人小孩追十几里路看那些连每句台词都会背的电影。人多的往往屏幕前后都是人，2D的画面就成了4D。加上单音道，5D电影。比现在去影院看3D电影欢乐多了。来的人也不见得都是为看电影，小偷，打架斗殴，谈对象的也不少。在大概上二年级时又去看“南征北战”，正看在大战正酣之时闻着一[阅读全文]
(2016-05-07 11:03:41)
午饭后疾走，路边偶见此告示牌。这可是一个给我这容量有限的脑瓜子充点艺术细胞的好机会。在图书馆转了好几圈就没找到想要看的艺术展览。出来仔细看看牌子下面的小字，MGD.叽，一个卖沙拉，三明治，汤的小店需要起这样高大上的名字吗？ [阅读全文]
(2016-05-07 11:03:27)
小时和哥哥一块上山砍柴，为了抄近路，我们从一山水冲出来的悬崖往上爬。刚爬上长宽约一米的平台，看见几条大蛇在上面睡觉。进退无路，我和哥哥不约而同地挥起砍刀一通大杀。完后我们都瘫坐在那里好久。
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(2016-05-07 11:03:13)
大学同学锻炼过度得病了，身体软腿痛，医生建议在家养一段时间。我说他“你博士老婆会伺候你了”。这家伙说“我老婆见我病了可心疼了，心疼我没办法心疼她了”
这家伙每天要走或跑20000步以上，把所有朋友圈里的人都盖过，经常在群里晒记录。哪天要是排名出来他没当第一，只要还没到12点，一定要爬起来再跑一会。前几天一位从不锻炼的同学也加入进[阅读全文]
