金发女郎与她的医生【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由grokproofread过
TheBlondeandHerDoctor
Ablondeisexaminedbyherdoctor.
“Listen,dearmadam,I’vecarefullychecked,andIcouldn’tfindanythingwrong.Ibelieveit’sduetoyourdrinking.”
Theblondepatientreplies,
“Well,doctor,I’llcomebackwhenyou’resober.”
金发女郎与她的医生
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迷:月亮表面上的三角形的东西是什么?
相机是NikonD70,镜头是sigma50-500mm,10月6日晚上照的月亮的照片,拍了几十张照片,发现月亮表面上有三角形的东西。不知道是什么,问Gemini,他说不知道,让我问其他的问题;问chatGPT,因为已经是第3次输入图片,让我明天再问;问grok,回答是:
Theimageyou'vesharedappearstobeahigh-contrastphotographofthefullMoon,capturedonoraroundOctober6,2025—thedate[
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偷情【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由grokproofread过
TheCuckold
Amanlearnedthathiswifewascheatingonhim.
Devastatedbythenews,hetoldhissonhewouldjumpoutoftheapartmentwindow.
Thefrightenedboyrantothekitchentowarnhismother:
"Mom,Mom,Dadisgoingtojumpoutofthewindow!”
Themotherrepliedcalmly:
"Tellhimhehashorns,notwings!”
偷情
一个男...[
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天竺葵?白天花开花谢延时视频(12秒=11小时)
TimeLapseVideoofDailyBloomofGeraniumin12Secondsfor11Hours
下面是deepseek的简介:
天竺葵(Geranium),俗称洋绣球、入腊红等,是牻牛儿苗科天竺葵属的多年生草本植物。它原产于南非,如今在全球范围内广泛栽培,因其花色丰富、花期长、适应性强而备受喜爱,常作为观赏植物用于庭院、阳台或室内装饰。
主要特征:
形态[
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大腕儿小耗子【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由geminiproofread过
TheBigShotMice
Threemiceareinabar.Threemicearedrinkingtheirbeers.Threemicearetalkingabouttheirdailylife.
“Me,”saysthefirstmouse,“Ijumpoutofthetrapswithallofmystrengh,justbeforeitcloses,offyougo,Ipickthepieceofcheesebeforethemousetrapcloses!Icoulddothesamethingatleastadozentimesaday.”
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西红柿变颜色延时视频(19秒=11.9天)
TimeLapseVideoofColorChangeinTomatoesin19Secondsfor11.9Days
8:26am,9/14/2025-6:31am,9/26/2025
579pictures
Camera:NikonD200
Interval:30minutes
Video:29.97frames/second
Software:LightRoomv5.6
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虔诚的鹦鹉【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
PiousParrots
Aparishionercomestoseethepriestattheendofthemass.
"Goodday,Father.Ihaveasmallworryatmyhouse."
"Ah,whatisyourproblem,dearmadam?"
"Well,"shesays,"Ihavetwofemaleparrotswhoseemtothinktheyareprostitutes."
"Howcanthatbe?"thepriestasks,quiteoffended...[
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6天的太阳黑子
太阳黑子简介(来自deepseek)
1.是什么?
太阳黑子是太阳光球层上温度相对较低、因而显得较暗的区域。你可以把它们看作是太阳表面的“雀斑”或“风暴”。
2.为什么是黑的?
太阳表面的正常温度约为5500摄氏度,而黑子区域的温度约为3500-4500摄氏度。
根据热辐射定律,温度越低的物体辐射的光就越弱。由于黑子比周围区域[
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鹦鹉可可拉巴纳内【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
Cocolabanane【2】,theParrot
Aburglarscaledthepropertywall,smashedthedoor,andenteredabeautifulresidence.Avoicesays:“Attention,please.JesusandJosepharewatchingyou.”
Inthecompletedarkness,theburglarturnsonhisflashlightandasks:“Isanyonethere?”
“Attention,please.JesusandJoseph...[
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9月份里每天给自己蒸的菜,自己种的东西
每天菜里的西红柿西黄柿都是我自己种的:
8月19日照的几天前收获的:
8月14日照的几天前收获的西红柿西黄柿:
8月17日照的:
8月17日照的:
6月8日照的草莓:
6月8日收的草莓:
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