【星坛综艺会17期】改变不了女人，改变照相机（照片和视频） 我知道我改变不了女人，我知道我能改变相机。 Nikon数码相机分成2部分：头部和身部： 两架照相机，一架完全坏了，按下快门，Err出现在LCD屏上，轻微的呲呲声可以从相机里出来，根本没法拍照（这是今年6月发生的）。我判断是镜子坏了，因为每张照片都照全，只是有阴影，说明镜子照相时落得不及[阅读全文]
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(2025-08-30 13:11:54)
【星坛综艺会17期】改变不了女人，改变照相机（照片和视频） 我知道我改变不了女人，我知道我能改变相机。 Nikon数码相机分成2部分：头部和身部： 两架照相机，一架完全坏了，按下快门，Err出现在LCD屏上，轻微的呲呲声可以从相机里出来，根本没法拍照（这是今年6月发生的）。我判断是镜子坏了，因为每张照片都照全，只是有阴影，说明镜子照相时落得不及[阅读全文]
(2025-08-29 10:18:51)
艾哈迈德成了德国人【1】（笑话，译文)
译自德语byme，英语由Geminiproofread过
AchmedBecomesaGerman
Achmed【2】isenrolledinschoolandistheonlyTurkishstudentinhisclass.Hefeelsit'simpossibleforhisteachertocallhimbyhisname,butsheinsistsoncallinghim"Achim【3】.""Wedosobecauseyouwanttobeoneofus,"shesays.
Achmedagrees.
Whenhegetshome,Achmedtellshismotherthatheisnowa...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-28 09:36:16)
谁拥有最复杂的语言【1】（笑话，译文）
译自德文byme，英文由geminiproofread过
Whohasthemostcomplicatedlanguage
AFrenchman,anEnglishman,andaGermanarearguingaboutwhohasthemostcomplicatedlanguage.
TheFrenchman:"MyGod,it'sobviouslyusFrench.Wewrite'Monsieur'【2】andwesay'Musjö'."
TheEnglishman:"Well,weBritslayclaimtothetitle.Wewrite'...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-27 10:53:45)
无止境地飞行【1】（笑话，译文） 译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofread过 FlyForever Twomenaresittinginanairplane. Anhourlater,thecaptainsays:"Oneturbine【2】isbroken,butdon'tworry,we'lldefinitelylandsafelywiththethreeotherturbines.Theflighttimewillbeextendedtosevenhours." Aftersometimelater,thecaptainspeaksagain:"Nowanotherturbinehasfailed,don'tworry,butth...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-26 09:41:25)
理解错了的急救呼叫【1】（笑话，译文）
译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofread过
TheMisunderstoodEmergencyCall
Twohuntersareintheforest.Suddenly,oneofthemfallsdown.
Theotherimmediatelymakesanemergencycall:"Ibelievemyfriendisdead.WhatshouldIdo?"
Theparamedicsays:"Calmdown,please!First,makesurethathe'sreallydead."
There'samomentofsilence.Then,aloudgu...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-25 08:13:05)
白驹客栈的谜语【1】（笑话，译文） 译自德文byme，英文由geminiproofread过 TheRiddleoftheWhitePony[1] AmanisvacationingattheWhitePonyInn[2]onLakeWolfgang[2].Theweatherisunfortunatelymostlybad.Onthedayofhisdeparture,itisraining.Thedoormansaystotheman: "Becausetheweatherwassobad,Ihavealittleriddleforyouasafarewell." Themananswersdryly:"Yes,gladly." Thedoorman...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-24 09:09:28)
因为价格的缘故【1】(笑话，译文）
译自德文byme，英语由Geminiproofread过。
Forcostreasons
Me:Therearethreeelephantsinacircus:Bubu,Bibi,andKlaus.Onemustbesoldbecauseit'stooexpensive.Whichone?
You:Bubu?
Me:No.
You:Bibi?
Me:No.
You:ThenKlaus?
Me:Correct.Andwhy?
You:Idon'tknow.
Me:Becauseofthecost【2】.
因为价格的缘故
我：马戏团里有三头大象：...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-23 07:52:50)
盲人和儿子【1】(笑话，译文） 译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofread过。 TheBlindManandHisSon【1】 Jesuswalksthroughthedesertandcomesacrossanoldblindman. Jesus:“Whatareyoudoingaloneinthedesert,oldman?” Man:“I’mtryingtofindmyson,sir.” Jesus:“Whatdoeshelooklike?” Man:“Hehasnailsthroughhishandsandfeet.” Jesus:“Father...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-22 08:53:14)
水管工和简单的解决方法[1]（笑话，译文）
译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofread过
ThePlumberandtheSimpleSolution
Aplumbergoestoseeadoctorbecausehehasbackpain.Thedoctorgiveshimpillsandsays,"Ifitdoesn'tgetbetter,pleasecomebackintwodays."Aweeklater,thepainisstillthere.
OnSunday,awaterpipebreaksatthedoctor'shome,andheimmediatelycallsforemergencyservice.
Theplumber...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-21 09:59:20)
通向真理的桥梁【1】（笑话，译文） 译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofread过： TheBridgetoTruth[1】 AmanwalksalongabeachoftheNorthSea[2]andfindsanoldbottle.Whenheiscleaningit,thegenie[3]suddenlyappears.Gratefulforthemanwhofreedhim,thegeniegrantsthemanawish. TheMan:"IbadlywanttogotoAmerica,butIdarenottotakeanairplaneandtakingashipmakesmeseasick,sopleasebuildabridgetoAmericaforme.&quo...[阅读全文]
