求婚计划【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TheScheduledWedding
Itisanoldmanwhocomestothemarriageagencyandwasreceivedbytheheadoftheagency.
“Tellmealittlebitaboutyourselfandyourdesires,dearsir.”
“Thereyougo,madam.Itisverysimple,allinall.I’mold,ugly,andbroke.Ontheotherhand,Iwanttomarryayoung,beautiful,andrichwoman.SoIaskyou:Isitposs...[
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不成比例的投资,月亮的美颜
都是昨天晚上照的。
相机都是买的旧的,只有一个镜头(50-500mm)是22到23年前买的新的。不成比例的投资,照月亮。
照片都用CorelAfterShotPro3锐化过。
1.几百刀的旧相机:NikonP1000(4.3-539mm相当于35mm胶片的24-3000mm).
在等于2500mm焦段照的。原大小:
2.一百刀以下的旧相机:MinoltaMN67Z.4.2to281mm(35mmEquivalent:23.4to1568mm)
在1568mm照的,原大[
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恩将仇报【1】(笑话,译文)译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过TheUngratefulOneofmyfriendsconfidedtomethathehasjustreceivedalettersayingthathewillnotreceivehisVISAcreditcard,onthegroundsthathisincomewasnotsufficient.Unbelievably,heworksforVISA.恩将仇报我的一个朋友向我吐露,说他收到一封信,被告知拿不到一张VISA信用卡,说他挣钱垫底。真是天方夜谭,他在VISA信用卡公司工作。p.62.LESINGRATS.1000Blagues<...[
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一只金翼啄木鸟(视频)ANorthernFlicker(北扑翅鴷(pronouciation:liè,4thtone),北美扑翅鴷,金翼啄木鸟)11/19/2025TakefrominsideCamera:NikonD300sLens:Sigma50-500mmat500mmResolution1024x768Changedtoresolution1024x1080byVideoDeluxe2026plusBriefintroductionfromGermini:NorthernFlicker:TheGround-ForagingWoodpeckerTheNorthernFlicker(Colaptesauratus)isamedium-sizedbirdbelongingtothewoodpeckerfamily(...[
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当你的名字出现【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
YourNameonDisplay
Whenyournameiswrittenonalargeproperty,youareveryrich.
Whenyournameiswrittenonanofficedoor,onecansaythatyouareamongthesuccessfulpeople.
IfyournameiswrittenonyourownT-shirt,alas,itisbecauseyouarepoor.
当你的名字出现
当你的名字出现在一大片居民区里时,你是富得流油。
当你的名...[
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仙客来花开延时视频16秒(5.3天)TimeLapseVideoofBloomofCyclamenPersicum(仙客来)in16Secondsfor5.3Days8:03am,11/10/2025-1:57pm,11/15/2025508picturesCamera:Canon20dInterval:15minutesVideo:29.97frames/secondSoftware:LightRoomv5.6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ySqEvrDhU[
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观点问题【1】(笑话,译文)译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过ViewpointQuestionIwastalkingtomyofficecolleaguewhowasneverpersuadedofthegoodnatureofvegetables.“Itseemedthatcarrotsareexcellentforeyesight.I’mpuzzled.”“Notforme,”Ianswered,“Ihaveneverseenarabbitwearingapairofglasses.”观点问题我和办公室的同事聊天,他从来不被人们说吃蔬菜的好处撺掇过。“看来吃...[
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一只隼AHawk在门口的树上。11/14/2005Camera:NikonD300sSoftware:AdobePremiereElements2024MagixVideoDeluxe2026plushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjGyPB2tISU?[
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瑞士猎场看守人【1】(笑话,译文,有些黄,不喜欢者勿入)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
(注:译者没有张扬黄色笑话的本意,只是译完后觉得(法国笑话对中国文明)有些不妥,但又忍不住笑,如果笑过之后只是笑笑而已,那样就是译者的本意达到了。)
TheSwissGamekeeper【2】
AmanishuntingharesinsouthernSwitzerlandneartheFranco-Italianborder.ASwissgamekeeperhappenstoapproac[
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三只黑秃鹫(?)在街上方盘旋;Gemini最稳定、可靠BlackVulture(?)intheSky11/14/2025,在家门口拍的,一共有3只。用上面这张从下面的视频里的截图,我问Gemini,grokandchatgpt"Nameofthebirdandwhythenameiscorrect?"。通过一张照片,一个同样的问题,在3天里问3个不同的AI公司,得出的结论是Gemini最稳定最可靠(给出同样的鸟名),chatgpt居中(给出2个鸟名),grok稳定性可靠性最差(给出3[
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