爪四哥
爪哥原创，欢迎转载。男女老少，笑口常开。
两周前，收到好友老周发来的邮件如下：
Hello!
I'm sorry you're getting the mail from me at this Point in time,my family and I came down here to Istanbul,Turkey for a short vacation unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel we stayed,all cash credit cards and cell were stolen off but luckily for us we still have our passports with us.
I have been to the embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all and our flight leaves pretty soon from now but we're having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let us leave until we settle the bills.Please be so kind to reply back so I can tell you what to do and how to get some cash to us.
I'm freaked out at the moment
Regards，
Zhou
我收到邮件后心急如焚。多年以来，我收到不少这样的邮件，都是俺的不同的朋友们在刚果，南非，菲律宾，泰国，俄罗斯等国家遭遇的同样的不幸。让俺百思不得骑姐的是，天底下还有这种巧事?！所有邮件除了国家名字不一样，其余都写得一字不差，一模一样！嗯，估计人在穷途末路时，情急之下，连思路都一样一样的吧。
说来惭愧，这些年来俺一直为两个娃操劳，那么多好朋友出事，俺都没有帮过忙，很过意不去。现在终于空巢了，也有闲钱了，这回一腚要学习雷锋好榜样，助人为乐没商量！于是乎，我立马email回去，要来了邮寄地址。二话不说，就先寄去十万美元支票给老周救救急。对，有钱就是任性，爪哥揍是辣么拽。
六天后，我收到从土耳其发来的回件。
翻译成中文大概是这样：
你这个美国大骗子，画了张支票寄过来，骗人不能这么没有底线啊！！！！
54188（我是你爸爸）
1452（你是我儿）
PSN Bank（骗死你银行）
至于支票上的地址吗，哈哈，狗一下就知道是哪里了。
