I am too young to have a crush on sb?

宅哥近十一岁。一年级时一小女生告知自学前班时即爱上了他。宅哥很恼火她在人多的地方告白而被小哥们开玩笑。
二，三年级此小女生及二同党以羞辱宅哥为乐。重点攻击宅哥吃相和中国饭尤其是中国式的细长眼睛。
四年级始于平静。
五年级有女名Amanda告知宅哥：XXX has a crush on you. 谁说白人小姑娘不长情？！
宅哥晚间咨询宅妈：Do you think I am too young to have a crush on sb?
Yes, you are too young.
你的女朋友要给妈妈钱，给妹妹买礼物。Yeap, you both are too young for that!

宅妹闻此即云：Mommy you can always use my money from my piggy bank.