海棠花飞
读读，写写，聊聊，快快乐乐地变老。
女儿给我做了一个很美的slide show庆生，背景音乐是周杰伦那小眯缝眼的。也不知为何，女儿特饭那小子。俺说流行歌曲给你听张学友，张国荣的，那才叫个好听。周杰伦吐字不清，他的歌俺听半天，也听不明白说啥呢。女儿不卖账：你饭的偶像都这么老，哪有Jay Chow 迷人啊。唉。。。
在含混的Jan式音乐伴奏中，是一连串她精心挑选的家庭照片秀。间歇着，从各个角落，以各种方式，跳蹦出各式状态的文字。不大不小的Teenager，用不完的energy，超嫉妒地说。。。
转录下来作个纪念 (洋文是她的，中文是老妈的读后感)：
Why do we love you so?
Too many reasons to count...
But we shall attempt anyway!!
(开头还行，一看就是马屁贴，但谁不爱马屁呢？看你怎么拍下去！)
You are...
Considerate
Sweet
Cute
Huggable (*Squeals* I love hugging you!!) (嗯，有点创意)
Funny (even if you don't get my jokes. ^_^) (7，你那叫幽默？！)
Understanding (us girls stick together foreva!) (该把你整去做spelling bee！)
Fun (I mean, just look at all the parties you're invited to!)
(嘿嘿，每次都拖上你，痛苦吧：)
Competitive
Evil (at times, like when you don't let me listen to my music. >_<)
(原来你都在心里骂)
Beautiful (马屁！)
Fashionable (The best shopping buddy a girl could have!)
(嘿嘿，把淘便宜货忽悠成时髦，俺还真行)
Enthusiastic
Loving (you'll love your family through anything even if we annoy the hell outta you sometimes. ^^) (好像有点句法问题，说不准来着)
Someone who doesn't need too many packs of aspirin
(这说到点了，老妈不喜欢药片)
Someone who's daughter considers you to be a best friend. (真滴？)
Strict (in a good way..I think.) (如果不加那I think，俺会更开心噢)
Skilled (at cooking, teaching, tennis, education)
(7，没那两刷子，哪镇得住这一大家)
Hard-working
Tolerant (heehee it takes someone with real skill to take care of ME!)
(你对俺来说是小菜啦)
Patient (pfft. Look at what you did to XX! It's a miracle!) (你弟弟是有点不太好消化)
Creative (you try to be with you're cooking ^^) (被你们给逼滴)
Fair
Determined (..to beat me in tennis. *glares*) (看你痛苦，是一件多开心的事啊)
Ambitious
Concerning
Passionate (about everything you do!)
Intelligent
Forgiving (it takes someone strong to forgive) (哼，别忽悠，拿C绝不原谅你！)
Proud
Sometimes really stubborn (说清楚点，这马屁有点。。。)
Easily annoyed (好像开始批判聊。。。)
Fun to poke. (what? I like to poke you. ) (开始折磨聊。。。)
Fun to tease. (even though I get blamed a lot for it..)
Someone who doesn't understand sarcasm. (啥？老妈是白痴？！)
The one who brought life. (to me and xx that's the ultimate gift! ^^)
(7, 还用你说，当初你老爸就看中俺能生养来着)
Someone who likes to baby the oldest child. (as long as you don't show my baby pictures I'm fine with that. ^^) (还就喜欢你的BABY 照片，现在三大五粗，挤豆豆，有啥好秀滴？！)
Finishing up...
You are loved beyond measure.
You are treasured.
You are the best because the love you show shines.
You are our Mother!!
At Last
I want to wrap this up with a conclusion. Ahem. You our mother and I know that this day ( your BIRTHDAY!!!) will come again in another full year and I would just like to let you know that I care about you. You are important to me and engraved forever in my heart. And although you are always suspicious of my motives (非常怀疑滴说), like when I tried to take your picture to draw a portrait, I still love you for who you are. I have only ONE eensy teensy thing to say left...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
唉，这臭女儿，最后还是把俺忽悠得老眼有点潮湿，Jay 的歌也能听个半懂了。得表达一下感激之情：“女儿，谢谢你的礼物，当妈的很高兴。以后呢，就不要花这么多时间做贴了，如果你能用这时间练你的钢琴。。。”
“妈，你，你又来了，不是？唉。。。你真是典型的中国妈咪啊，让我拿你怎么办？”
“怎么办？简单！忍着呗。 你上面洋洋洒洒罗列了36条，这么好的老妈，上哪找？！”
作者：海棠花飞 (http://blog.wenxuecity.com/myindex.php?blogID=26531)
7，你和虫子也是一丘之貉，看你俩闹腾得，你闭门不见客快两星期吧。比俺俩折腾多得去了：)
绝对的遗传因素，鉴定完毕
嘿嘿，共勉之：)
看着那一家有一个兰球队那么多孩子的"从南方来的" 表哥表嫂们就想, 这本事大的父母怎么就不多生些? 为国家多做点贡献.
海棠,眼光远大些, 有国才有家.
谢谢你的MP， 好像听说你唱歌不错，有空一定去听：)
谢谢MM，那是俺那闺女的MP啊~~
• 老梦：俺女儿的MP功可是了得啊：) -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 那当然，咱中坛的后代嘛！ -梦思得- ♂ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 嘿嘿，中坛后继有人聊，以后都得练英文！ ：) -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 这马屁拍得多好啊！真是为你感到高兴，有这么个好女儿~~~ -蜜三刀- ♀ (0 bytes) (2 reads) 11/9/07
• 谢谢，你的做菜才教高明：) -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 好窝心的小棉袄，强烈要求看家庭照片秀 -圆梦- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 现在美丽豆豆的小样，不能秀啊：) -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (2 reads) 11/9/07
• 现在的孩子真可怜,老妈的钱是越来越难骗了.谁让你给了个空连接.砸你没商量.当然,是因为嫉妒. -百乐门- ♂ (46 bytes) (11 reads) 11/9/07
• 嘿嘿，砸吧，尽情的砸吧，周末，我快乐着你的痛苦：) -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 这女儿太人才了 三十六条不管她是一挥而就还是绞尽脑汁，这MP功简直是惊天地泣老妈啊！ -黑黑黑黑- (66 bytes) (18 reads) 11/9/07
• 不是吗？连俺这么皮厚的妈都给忽悠得快松了阶级斗争那弦：) -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 9494。。。ZT: 惊天地泣老妈啊!! -Blue_Berry- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 还是不能忘记阶级斗争，道路很漫长滴：) -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 真羡慕你有个女儿, 还这么聪明优秀. -*蔷薇*- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 女儿就是贴心啊~~ -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 女儿好好女儿， 你女儿还知道周杰伦啊？ 太羡慕了 -晓梦- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 比老梦都强。。。。 周杰伦是那个坛的？ -梦思得- ♂ (0 bytes) (2 reads) 11/9/07
• 真不明白，那小子还特有女人缘，都是美女往上扑啊：) -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 幸福得晕过去啦你！ -二狗娘- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 嘿嘿，有点，不敢晒太多，怕吹牛的嫌疑：) -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 这母亲太完美了 女儿嘴真甜， 好。 -IvyLi- ♂ (17 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 谢谢~~ -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 美S你了, 呵呵 -笨企鹅- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 是滴，是滴~~ -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 哇,这女儿和妈都太强了,幸福ING.......................... -玫瑰也疯狂- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 谢谢玫瑰~~ -海棠花飞- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
小海棠花苞待放，略显一招，海棠花飞舒展蝶舞))))
Happy Birthday!