【童趣】童言童趣三则

近日，书香之家论坛喜不单行，上周才闻宝刀未老的葱姐（花似鹿葱）荣任书香版主，今天获悉年轻有为的秋兰君（renqiulan / 纫秋兰）也走马上任，特此献上《童言童趣三则》表示祝贺！秋兰君博古通今，中西合璧，再加上爱猫（lovecat08）和葱姐两位大姐大，一定会让书香之家好戏连台，香飘万里！

Mom: Baby, will you grow up to be President?
Boy: No
Mom: Why?
Boy: Just like you can only become a police officer if you are born in the police station
Mom: Then, who will you become?
Boy: A dad!

Girl: Mom, I love every part of you, except for your brain and mouth
Mom: Why?
Girl: Because your brain makes your mouth say so many rules

Little boy said to his twin sister: I want to marry you
Dad: No, you can only marry a girl outside our family
Boy: Then, why you married mommy? 

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[CBA7]

回复 '万湖小舟' 的评论 : 谢谢小舟的节日祝福！问好小舟。

[万湖小舟]

好有趣的童言，好有爱心的父母。小西母亲节快乐！

[CBA7]

回复 '菲儿天地' 的评论 : 谢谢菲儿鼓励，祝菲儿新周愉快，笑口常开！

[菲儿天地]

哈哈哈，小西诗人有才！秋兰君真的好棒，恭喜两位新博主。