... fastest horse（快马加鞭） ...

星期三下午近三点，收到儿群发给我和他爸的短信：

Father,

May I ask that you pick me up with your fastest horse, I cannot stand sitting here with Mustafa any longer.

Sincerely,

Your eldest and most loyal son xxx

妈：Who's Mustafa?

爸：？

儿：No sports today

爸：You want me to pick you up now?

儿：Yup

儿：A friend mom

妈：Oh, right. Sorry

晚，回家，悄悄问他爸：儿告诉你是哪个朋友的妈妈这么不招他待见呀？他爸哈哈大笑，说：你也被绕进去了吧？！你儿回答少了个逗号！他说的是：“A friend， mom”。

儿亦出来取笑我说：Mom, the whole message was suppose to be a joke!

这熊孩子，自己讲得不清不楚，还取笑我没幽默细胞。最可气的是，他爸自己开始没搞懂，现在也一起来取笑我！