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三国演义中,有一个非常出彩的桥段。这就是俺本家张飞,在长坂桥前一声吼,吓的曹将夏侯杰肝胆俱裂,一头栽下马来,死于非命。。。。
不过,据老中医爪四哥从医学角度分析,吓得肝胆俱裂的可能性几乎为零,纯粹是老罗在吹牛逼。
那么焖蹄来了:夏侯杰是如何死的呢?
据老中医爪四哥进一步分析,夏侯杰的死因,不是因为肝胆俱裂,而是因为被张三爷的狮子吼,吓得心脏病发作,急性心肌梗塞,一命呜呼。
当然,张三爷“当阳桥头一声吼,喝断了桥梁水倒流”这一出,纯粹是老罗在蹲坑的时候便秘,憋出来滴。
可是,万万没想到的是,三国演义的这一出,居然就在几天前,在乱成一锅粥的中东,被完美重现了!
The Wall Street Journal:The missile and drone attack from Yemen was larger than the Pentagon initially described. One of the missiles was shot down by Saudi air defense.
The Pentagon reported that as a result of shelling of American military bases in Syria and Iraq over the past week, the US Army suffered 24 injured and 1 death from heart failure due to fear.
乖乖隆地咚!被也门的胡塞武装发射的导弹吓死,算不算为国捐躯?算不算革命烈士?算不算生的伟大,死的光荣?
这正是:
古有夏侯杰,
今有美国兵。
堂堂七尺汉,
吓死也英雄!