啥？霉霉又双叒要单飞了？

Chiefs 输了，playoff 没了。

小马哥这场比赛屎无前例的糟糕表现 (14/33, 160 YDS, 0 TD, 3 INT, RTG: 19.8)，让我这个die hard JETS fan，想起了Jets有屎以来 biggest draft bust ：Zach Wilson。

不过，更令人唏嘘不已的是，Kelce 从英雄变狗熊，据说要被霉霉抛弃了。

霉霉稀饭的，是 super bowl champ, 而不是连 playoff 都进不了的 loser。

赛后，霉霉把为前男友写的一首歌的歌词，修改了一下，算是为Kelce 量身定制的 swan song:

《Falling Short of the Goal Line》

You ran onto the field like you always do,
Crowd lights blazing, I was cheering for you.
But every Sunday felt a little déjà vu—
Scoreboard shining, but never in our favor too.

And I tried to keep the faith,
Told myself “next week’s the one.”
But we kept losing yards,
And I kept losing sleep till dawn.

’Cause you keep falling short of the goal line,
And I keep writing love songs in overtime.
Thought we were headed for a touchdown kind of life,
But the plays kept breaking, hearts kept shaking—
Guess even the strong can fumble sometimes.
Yeah… you keep falling short of the goal line.
And I keep pretending everything’s fine.

Your helmet on the counter, jersey on the floor,
You said “we’ll get ’em next time”—same words as before.
And I smiled like I believed it,
Even though we both knew the score.

And maybe someday you'll win again,
Find the fire, the fight, the spark.
But I can’t keep waiting on the sidelines
For you to stop losing in the dark.

’Cause you keep falling short of the goal line,
And I’ve run out of songs to rhyme.
We were supposed to be a championship kind of love,
But now I’m packing up the dream we once thought of—
Guess even legends can stumble sometimes.
Yeah…
You kept falling short of the goal line,
So I crossed into the end zone of goodbye.

歌词大意，用中文概括一下，就是：

你总是早泻，咱们还是分手吧 !

(You kept falling short of the goal line, So I crossed into the end zone of goodbye.)

看看 Kelce 的表情，一切尽在不言中......