什么是口交？

 

 性笑话—婚前性教育

 

    一个小伙子就要结婚了，但他对性有些迷茫，于是他去爷爷那里请教。

    他问爷爷应该多久做爱一次。

    爷爷说：“刚结婚的时候，你随时随地都想干那事......可能每天要做上好几次。”

    “慢慢地，就没那么多性致了，大概一个星期会做一次吧。”

    “当你老了的时候，如果你运气好还能每年做一次.....结婚纪念日吧。”
     
     小伙子问他爷爷：“那你和奶奶呢？”

     爷爷回答说：“哦，我们现在只口交。”

     “什么是口交？”小伙子很好奇。

      “是这样的。”爷爷说：“她回她房间睡，我也回自己房间睡。然后她喊‘干你！’我也喊‘我也干你！’这就是口交。”

A young fellow was about to be

married and was asking his

grandfather about sex. He asked how

often you should have it. His

grandfather told him that when you first

get married, you want it all the

time....and maybe do it several times a

day.

Later on, sex tapers off and you have it

once a week or so. Then as you get

older, you have sex maybe once a

month.

When you get really old, you are lucky

to have it once a year....maybe on your

anniversary.

The young fellow then asked his

grandfather, "Well how about you and

grandma now?"

His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just

have oral sex now."

"What's oral sex?" the young fellow

asked.

"Well," grandpa said, "She goes to bed

in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my

bedroom. And she yells, "Fuck You",

and I holler back, "Fuck you too."