上星期六一位网友贴了一个段子,很是好笑:
Husband’s Description of His Wife
Wife: "How would you describe me?" 
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." 
Wife: "What does that mean?" 
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,
                elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." 
Wife: "Oh, thank you, but what about IJK?" 
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
  我来狗尾续貂,接着编:
Wife: " Don’t be so sacarstic. I’ve never expected you will  speak a single word of praise for me! Anyway, we still have love, right? The next one is L, can you say something about  love? "
Husband: " I might as well say LMN together:LoveMeans              Nothing! "
 
Wife: "People Quit R Said Tired! Shut up and go to hell! "
Husband:"OMG, Ur Victoria-style Wife!