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1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?
7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
9. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?”
10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field?
夏圆 1/22/2013
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东边来个喇嘛答对了：4) nothing. it's a hole.
You are right.
园园,来来来，坐坐坐！你回来了我可高兴了，圆圆向园园请安！真的好想你。咱们烤烤火，烤烤牛，喝点酒，叙叙旧。一见到你，我的心就暖暖的。
向孝女致敬！愿你父亲一切顺利。你要注意休息，好好恢复。杜姐帮着我唤你回家吃饭，你听到了吗？你就等着我上菜吧。；）
谢谢圆妹妹惦记！俺已经在牛哥的“小儿体育锻炼篇”里向圆妹妹请安了，现在再请一次！能读圆妹妹博文，能与圆妹妹对话，真乃人生一大乐事！
俺回京当孝女，帮老爸去医院做手术，俺当然不会做手术，只是去个签字画押的角儿，外加伺候饭食。在京正赶上最严重的雾霾天，不幸被北京感冒病毒击中，在牛哥的“有啥别有病”中，俺试图与牛哥“同病相怜”一番，想必阿牛希望全文城就他头痛喷嚏独一份儿，不料杀出一个程咬金，非要与他分享冒之殊荣，杀了阿牛的风景，呵呵。
回复东边来个喇嘛的评论:
回复臭老王的评论:
你们都是文城牛人，小圆这厢有礼了！；）
有牛父，必有牛子！Good job! ；）
回复九月独处的评论:
回复废话多多的评论:
啊，没想到我这么牛！呼风唤雨，上九天揽月，更有江湖奇女子宛儿的妹妹多多飘然而至，开心啊！；）
回复夏圓的评论:
俺溜出来玩一哈，一看有烤题，就变老年痴呆辣，咋办？～～～
4) nothing.
it's a hole.
2） Meat
3） Mt. Everest
4） 24 cubic feet
5） incorrectly
6） She is in southern hemisphere
7) to take a picture you have to use a camera
8) 2nd place
9) the yolk is yellow
10 ) 9