和我一点关系也没有,但却是我的错!

有一个人玩热气球迷失了方向，他将热气球下降到一定高度时，他看到了一个人，就大声喊道：“打扰你一下，你可不可以告诉我现在在哪里？”
地上的人回答说：“没问题，你在一个热气球的篮内，离地三十尺。”
“你肯定是个士官（NCO），”热气球爱好者说。
“正是”地上的人回答。“你怎会知道？”
“这个嘛，”热气球爱好者说：“你所告诉我的一切，理论上完全正确，但对我一点屁用也没有，真没用。”
士官说：“那你一定是个军官。”
“正是”热气球爱好者回答。“那你凭什么这样认为呢？”
“很简单，”士官说：“你不知道你自己在哪里，又不知道向哪里去，但你认为我应该帮上忙。你现在的情况和见到我之前一模一样，和我一点关系也没有，但现在却是我的错。”

[我冇醉]

回复zhu_charlie的评论:
这是幽默,不是笑话.多谢拥趸.

[zhu_charlie]

Thanks. Ding !!
一定是个军官 ---This is not a joke actually.

[我冇醉]

回复打酒的的评论:
Thank you for sharing. 军中有时正是如此。

[打酒的]

A (slightly) different version:

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.

He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."