打酒的2012-05-03 14:39:55回复悄悄话
US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Watch porn.
4. Deploy the Marines.
US Coast Guard Rules:
1. Try to determine if you are under the Department of the Navy or Department of Homeland Security under the current definitions as to whether we are at war or not.
2. Determine if today’s mission is search and rescue, drug interdiction, or courtesy safety inspections or buoy maintenance.
USCG 会将整个建筑物牢牢的绑起来，随时可以用直升机将之搬走。
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Watch porn.
4. Deploy the Marines.
US Coast Guard Rules:
1. Try to determine if you are under the Department of the Navy or Department of Homeland Security under the current definitions as to whether we are at war or not.
2. Determine if today’s mission is search and rescue, drug interdiction, or courtesy safety inspections or buoy maintenance.
How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
If you give the command "SECURE THE BUILDING", here is what the different services would do:
The NAVY would turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The ARMY would surround the building with defensive fortifications, tanks and concertina wire.
The MARINE CORPS would assault the building, using overlapping fields of fire from all appropriate points on the perimeter.
The AIR FORCE would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy the building.