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搞笑的儿子9岁的时候
儿子对姐姐是女孩很有些问题，因为他认为姐姐以后会生baby，他不要姐姐生baby
有一天怎么就说到这事，先是说妈妈再要一个baby好不好。儿子反应极端激烈，哭个不停
今天又问他："妈妈再生一个baby好不好?"
两个孩子争先恐后："NO!"
我问为什么
儿子："How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want to have another baby at home!"
女儿："It's strange to have a new baby. They puke, spit, sleep, mess things up, cry, annoy us. It feels like a stranger comes into our house and stays there forever. All I need is 蒙蒙"
儿子: "Yeah, all I need is 姐姐(4), and all 姐姐(4) needs is me!"
我问: "那姐姐以后有baby好不好?"
儿子: "No! Don't say that!"
儿子: "I don't want 姐姐 to have a baby. But I know she will have one". 于是儿子眉头皱得很厉害
女儿: "I'm not going to have a baby, it's optional"
儿子: "I don't think so. When girls grow up, somehow magically they all have babies! When they are pregnant, the baby has to come out of their belly"
女儿: "No, you can decide if you want baby or not. You have to do something to have a baby. I'm not gonna have a baby anyway, I don't want a baby. I'm not gonna have a boyfriend. Boys are ugly!"
我问儿子: "你说女孩不能control pregnancy吗?"
儿子: "Of course not. Do you think they can control their peeing?"
我一头雾水: " 怎么不能? 况且这个和pregnancy有什么关系呢?"
儿子: "Do you think they can control their pee from being generated? Stuff like that! Pregnancy just happens naturally, you can't control it. I'm glad I'm not a girl!"
特别觉得人生短暂，悲哀，有一次怎么就想到也许再要一个孩子可能会延长自己的青春（当然是理论上随便想想而已）
有一天就故意逗儿子，说妈妈也许应该再要个baby
儿子一听就急了，使劲打了我胳膊一下，发出老虎的声音很生气地用类似黑社会老大的腔调说："No, you are not going to have a baby"
...顿了两下，眉头皱得凶巴巴的，进一步把头靠近我的脸，瞪着我压低声音："If you do.....Sell It!" (当时觉得特别可笑)
过了几下, 就开始不干了, 哭哭咧咧跟姐姐说: "I thought mommy said she was not going to have another baby, she has choice!"
女儿说: "She does have choice"
儿子: "Then why she wants to have another baby? She's too old!"
电视上有个节目"A Baby Story"。昨天讲了夫妇两个，生了第三个女儿。夫妇都说不在乎都是女儿。妻子说可能还会再要孩子，不论男女。
儿子发话了："They are going to have lots of babies"
我以为他的意思是这对夫妻会有很多baby，可是最多他们夫妻也再生不了两个吧。于是问他"为什么"
儿子说："The girls are going to have lots of babies when they grow up"
正意外呢...
儿子又说："One of them may lay a girl"
现在儿子11岁了。看着这篇，不由得又想逗逗他
问他： “How about mommy having another baby?”
儿子如今平静了："I'm going to be very mad if you do, I might just throw the baby out of the window. Besides, I don't think you really want a baby yourself, I know you don't want another Meng" (儿子自己，我说过要是有两个蒙妈妈就别活了)
儿子对姐姐是女孩很有些问题，因为他认为姐姐以后会生baby，他不要姐姐生baby
有一天怎么就说到这事，先是说妈妈再要一个baby好不好。儿子反应极端激烈，哭个不停
今天又问他："妈妈再生一个baby好不好?"
两个孩子争先恐后："NO!"
我问为什么
儿子："How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want to have another baby at home!"
女儿："It's strange to have a new baby. They puke, spit, sleep, mess things up, cry, annoy us. It feels like a stranger comes into our house and stays there forever. All I need is 蒙蒙"
儿子: "Yeah, all I need is 姐姐(4), and all 姐姐(4) needs is me!"
我问: "那姐姐以后有baby好不好?"
儿子: "No! Don't say that!"
儿子: "I don't want 姐姐 to have a baby. But I know she will have one". 于是儿子眉头皱得很厉害
女儿: "I'm not going to have a baby, it's optional"
儿子: "I don't think so. When girls grow up, somehow magically they all have babies! When they are pregnant, the baby has to come out of their belly"
女儿: "No, you can decide if you want baby or not. You have to do something to have a baby. I'm not gonna have a baby anyway, I don't want a baby. I'm not gonna have a boyfriend. Boys are ugly!"
我问儿子: "你说女孩不能control pregnancy吗?"
儿子: "Of course not. Do you think they can control their peeing?"
我一头雾水: " 怎么不能? 况且这个和pregnancy有什么关系呢?"
儿子: "Do you think they can control their pee from being generated? Stuff like that! Pregnancy just happens naturally, you can't control it. I'm glad I'm not a girl!"
特别觉得人生短暂，悲哀，有一次怎么就想到也许再要一个孩子可能会延长自己的青春（当然是理论上随便想想而已）
有一天就故意逗儿子，说妈妈也许应该再要个baby
儿子一听就急了，使劲打了我胳膊一下，发出老虎的声音很生气地用类似黑社会老大的腔调说："No, you are not going to have a baby"
...顿了两下，眉头皱得凶巴巴的，进一步把头靠近我的脸，瞪着我压低声音："If you do.....Sell It!" (当时觉得特别可笑)
过了几下, 就开始不干了, 哭哭咧咧跟姐姐说: "I thought mommy said she was not going to have another baby, she has choice!"
女儿说: "She does have choice"
儿子: "Then why she wants to have another baby? She's too old!"
电视上有个节目"A Baby Story"。昨天讲了夫妇两个，生了第三个女儿。夫妇都说不在乎都是女儿。妻子说可能还会再要孩子，不论男女。
儿子发话了："They are going to have lots of babies"
我以为他的意思是这对夫妻会有很多baby，可是最多他们夫妻也再生不了两个吧。于是问他"为什么"
儿子说："The girls are going to have lots of babies when they grow up"
正意外呢...
儿子又说："One of them may lay a girl"
现在儿子11岁了。看着这篇，不由得又想逗逗他
问他： “How about mommy having another baby?”
儿子如今平静了："I'm going to be very mad if you do, I might just throw the baby out of the window. Besides, I don't think you really want a baby yourself, I know you don't want another Meng" (儿子自己，我说过要是有两个蒙妈妈就别活了)
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陈玉泉
2012-08-13 12:25:27
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悄悄话
回复Nativeland的评论: 给你看出来了，尤其是儿子，好玩儿得不得了
Nativeland
2012-08-12 21:40:08
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悄悄话
你家小孩子真好玩..
Nativeland
2012-08-12 21:37:11
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悄悄话
somehow magically --- -哈哈哈,,,譬如,被马蜂蛰了一下...以前有个美国电视连续剧是这么说的...
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