Obamao's Slogans

Obamao's Slogans
By Limin Wang
May 18, 2012

Host: How you came to pick up “Change” as one of your slogans in the 2008
presidential campaign?

Obamao: When I stuck deep down to my pants pocket, I felt my dear hard money. That gave me the instant inspiration – CHANGE.

Host: How much has changed?

Obamao: Too many to mention all. The first and most, I have changed a lot. For
instance, I have become much whiter. Look at my hair, here and here and
everywhere, it will be pure white soon. For the sec instance, I do not think
straightness is a necessity any more.

Host: You had another slogan, “Hope”, in the 2008 campaign. Tell us what
it really means.

Obamao: When I decided to run for the presidency, of course, I had the HOPE to win.
The first second reason was that Pandora, the first woman, still locked the
feeble Hope in Zeus' jar at then. I put the HOPE right in front of my podium to tell my American folks what I did was not a sin, although it was me who took the
first second peek at the jar, and HOPE accidentally escaped.

Host: Why you choose “Forward” as your 2012 presidential campaign slogan?

Obamao: First of all, I am realizing my 2008 slogan, “Change”, so I have
to change to a new slogan. The first second of all, the American folks who
came to my campaign speeches in 2008 were actually dying hungry and bloody
thirsty. The free food and drink was their favorite. This time, the slogan
“Forward”, hopefully, will non-politically remind them to look FORWARD to
me while I am speaking loud and sound.