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心烦, 打算晚上和朋友去喝一杯, 还没到时间, 随便写几句.
终于下定决心换工作, 联系了几个recruiting公司, 要我写RESUME, 然后去和他们谈. 我很讨厌写RESUME, 每次提笔总不知道写什么好, 吹得太狠, 怕自己应付不了, 不吹, 不吹怎么能有机会?! 所以憋了一下午, 还是没有动笔, 准备周末再慢慢酝酿.
中介的网站上有关于回答问题的例子和说明, 其中一条就是不要说现在公司的坏话, 我觉得这是心照不宣的事情, 如果现在的公司万事如意, 为什么要换工作???
Why I wanna quit my current job? Well, first, my boss is a fucking moron, I doubt his IQ could be over 60. Its so tough to work with someone who is retarded, especially in the case this someone is kinda having an affair with one guy in the team. I thought my boss was a mother fucker, but later I realized that I was wrong, he is an ass fucker! Well, I am not against gays, totally support different sexual preferences, but dont bring your fucking sexual preference to the office, you asshole!!! Second, about this company, which has been unbelievably cheap, trying all the time to make employees work like horses, but refuses to pay for the extra work hours, guess what? FUCK IT!!!
以上是我的非常真实的转职理由. 当然, 这些是绝对不会出现在我的RESUME上的, 我得很客气的说什么, I am looking for something more challegeable...blah blah... Its kinda like going on dates, usually the date would ask what kinda guy you looking for, the girl would say something like, "I want a nice guy, who is gentle, caring...looks or money doesnt matter much..." That is bullshit, everybody knows that, looks might not matter much, but money definitely does. Life is full of this kinda necessary lies, we all used to it. Oh and, if girls say "size doesnt matter", that is another lie, size does matter a lot!
I need to see Mario badly now, but have no idea where he and his dumb ship are...LOL.
终于下定决心换工作, 联系了几个recruiting公司, 要我写RESUME, 然后去和他们谈. 我很讨厌写RESUME, 每次提笔总不知道写什么好, 吹得太狠, 怕自己应付不了, 不吹, 不吹怎么能有机会?! 所以憋了一下午, 还是没有动笔, 准备周末再慢慢酝酿.
中介的网站上有关于回答问题的例子和说明, 其中一条就是不要说现在公司的坏话, 我觉得这是心照不宣的事情, 如果现在的公司万事如意, 为什么要换工作???
Why I wanna quit my current job? Well, first, my boss is a fucking moron, I doubt his IQ could be over 60. Its so tough to work with someone who is retarded, especially in the case this someone is kinda having an affair with one guy in the team. I thought my boss was a mother fucker, but later I realized that I was wrong, he is an ass fucker! Well, I am not against gays, totally support different sexual preferences, but dont bring your fucking sexual preference to the office, you asshole!!! Second, about this company, which has been unbelievably cheap, trying all the time to make employees work like horses, but refuses to pay for the extra work hours, guess what? FUCK IT!!!
以上是我的非常真实的转职理由. 当然, 这些是绝对不会出现在我的RESUME上的, 我得很客气的说什么, I am looking for something more challegeable...blah blah... Its kinda like going on dates, usually the date would ask what kinda guy you looking for, the girl would say something like, "I want a nice guy, who is gentle, caring...looks or money doesnt matter much..." That is bullshit, everybody knows that, looks might not matter much, but money definitely does. Life is full of this kinda necessary lies, we all used to it. Oh and, if girls say "size doesnt matter", that is another lie, size does matter a lot!
I need to see Mario badly now, but have no idea where he and his dumb ship are...LOL.
说到面试，上个星期老板还把我做为我们所的最新成员拉过去面试了一位MM. 去年我还是applicant, 几个月后就变成了interviewer, 看到那位MM紧张的神情，我仿佛看到了去年的自己。 说穿了，我们也知道面试只是做秀，我们告诉你咱们所的工作有多轻松，你告诉我们你是多么的感兴趣，其中水分有多少大家心里都清楚。It looks like this whole interviewing process is just one big charade and a waste of time, however, it's a necessary process, the test is to see whether you (the applicant) can and willing to play by the rules, because we certainly don't want to hire a maverick.
冬去春來,煩極思動,有朝氣,祝好