
Last month, I made a public challenge to Donald Trump, which I will repeat here: If he or either of his sons will box me for one round, I will make the maximum legal contribution to his campaign and donate $100,000 to the charity of his choice.
In challenging Trump to box me, I was and am using one of his own favored tactics. Four years ago, he famously offered to donate $5 million to the charity of President Obama’s choice if Obama would release his passport, college applications, and other personal documents. I’m not as fabulously wealthy as Trump claims to be, so my offer was lower than his, but it’s a challenge that Trump should eagerly accept, given his professed love of combat and competition. (Moreover, it’s not unprecedented for a recent Republican presidential candidate to engage in a charity boxing match—2012 nominee Mitt Romney did so with Evander Holyfield just last year.) Of course, I never seriously expected Trump to take me up on my challenge, and don’t expect him to do so now. Donald Trump, you see, is a coward.
That’s not necessarily how Trump is perceived. Ask almost any Donald Trump supporter what their favorite quality of Trump is and they will invariably say something along the lines of He’s tough or He tells it like it is or He speaks his mind, even when it’s not politically correct. Ask almost any Trump opponent what they like least about Trump, and you’re likely to get similar substance, though with a very different gloss—He’s unstable or He has no filter or He’s dangerous.
As a fan of combat sports, I’m intrigued by this persona. Trump’s temperament often seems borrowed from the larger-than-life bravado of a prize fighter, or even a professional wrestler, which—lest we forget—is an actual job title that Donald Trump once held. So, I was curious: How much of this tough guy persona is based in reality, and how much of it is an invention? Not to put too fine a point on it, but can The Donald actually back up his tough talk? Is there any evidence that he’s actually a guy who lusts for combat, as he so often claims?
Trump certainly looks the part of a tough guy. He’s a physically imposing presence who stands 6’3” and amplifies that height with military posture (a residue of his military prep school days) and a chin that he seems to keep perpetually tilted above the little people. He has a robust build, perhaps more fat than muscle on close examination, but nevertheless a physique that evinces power. He scowls perpetually, his eyebrows forming a near-perfect V, with his eyes locked in a tight squint as his cheeks flush a fiery red. His chiseled jaw juts out. Finally, and most important, is the hair. It is carefully glued in place, which gives it an icy—even steely—and imperturbable presence, swept over his forehead in a configuration resembling a medieval battle helmet, and dyed a glowing reddish hue, nature’s designated color of danger.

I enjoyed that the gif uses Canelo Alvarez, someone who also continues to duck challenges.
I do not endorse Canelo on the basis of that GIF. Not sure who is more to blame for the GGG fight not coming off, but Canelo has a clear ceiling and GGG still could be any kind - he hasn’t fought anyone worth mentioning yet. Just like boxing to shoot itself in the foot, again.
To all the clever folks inviting me to offer the same challenge to Hillary, please provide links to any books Hillary has authored on how to “Kick Ass,” or the times she’s told her crowds that she wishes she could punch out a protester. Please point me to the times she's made an absurd challenge to someone in exchange for making a donation to their favorite charity.
At best, I could challenge her to a Pant Suit Off, and she’d surely win.
Those people are missing the whole fucking point of the article. It isn’t about whether or not Trump would ever fight you. Of course he won’t, even if he was a tough guy, which he is not. It’s about this image of toughness that he has concocted that anyone with a brain who cares to look can see is a totally fraudulent image. It fucking baffles me that people I know who are actually tough guys support this lump of lard.
But you did get one thing wrong, his physical appearance is not tough or threatening at all. To me he looks like a fat loser with confidence issues. Any real man shaves his head when he’s going bald. Or if he’s going gray he fucking owns that shit.
You are correct about people missing the point. The tweet is just me throwing Trump’s own tactic back in his face, it’s not like the fight will ever happen. The point of the article is that he’s a coward who backed down from anyone who ever pushed back on him.
I’m also shocked — shocked! — that someone out there doesn’t approve of Trump’s hair.