啃老

最近经常跟AA套近乎, 希望还能抓住AA的青春的小尾巴.

帮AA洗澡的时候, AA突然来了一句: When I grow up, I will buy this house.

坑爹哪, 我住哪? 还没等我回过神来, AA又问了:" 妈妈, where are you going to be when you grow ...when你象婆婆这样and我象你这样?"

哦, 原来想说grow up, 可能也觉得妈妈这么大了用grow up不适合. 又不会说"变老". 还是顾及到娘没地方住了.

"你说呢? 妈妈住中国好吗?"

"不要!, I want you to stay with me!"

我正窃喜这娃的马屁没白拍, AA又来了一句: then you can babysit my baby!

尼玛的, 啃老哪!