其实要想当CEO不难，您看连我都是。。。

自己开个公司，啥抬头都来了：

CEO: Chief Eviction Officer;
CTO:           T那个啥。。
CFO:           Fixing-up ..

还有什么

CCO (    Caulking Operator), CDO(   Drainage Opener), ....

专业资格那更是一摞一摞的，什么

MBA ( Must Be Around), CPA(Constantly Painting Apartment),  CFP(Cold Furnace Problem), ...

Doesn't hurt to have a Ph.D( Pest Hidden Downstairs), but it will be very useful to take more training to get a FSA(Find Satisfactory Applicant)....