榕城老应
用调侃去书写思考，以故事来叙述理论。
友人转来《老外翻译的三字经》，读之大笑，特为作序，与大家分享。
泰西友人见华人三字对骂，如歌对唱，韵律甚美。问：“What is that？” 答曰：“三字经”。“What is talking about？” 答：“Sex”。老外憬然有悟，心甚向往之。苦学中文三载，查得大英博物馆珍藏原版，研读之下，字字珠玑，豁然开朗。再四求证。曰：“启蒙之书”。曰：“路人能详”，不觉潸然泪下，谓：“得之矣，得之矣！” 遂译中华路人相见诵习大爱之经典。
ZT 老外翻译的三字经
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人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you.
教之道：The way of learning it.
贵以专：It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng.
择邻处：Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学：If you don't study hard.
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山：Dou, the Famous.
有义方：Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子：All his five son took it.
名俱扬：And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教：If your children don't know how to do it.
父之过：It is all your fault.
教不严：If they had lots of problems with it.
师之惰：Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学：You may refuse to study this.
非所宜：But that is a real mistake.
幼不学：If you don't learn it in childhood.
老何为：You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢：If you don't exercise your dick.
不成器：It won't become hard and strong.
人不学：If you don't learn sex.
不知义：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
