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泰西友人见华人三字对骂,如歌对唱,韵律甚美。问:“What is that?” 答曰:“三字经”。“What is talking about?” 答:“Sex”。老外憬然有悟,心甚向往之。苦学中文三载,查得大英博物馆珍藏原版,研读之下,字字珠玑,豁然开朗。再四求证。曰:“启蒙之书”。曰:“路人能详”,不觉潸然泪下,谓:“得之矣,得之矣!” 遂译中华路人相见诵习大爱之经典。 ZT 老外翻译的三字经 ( http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4b78703b0100ek2r.html?tj=1) 人之初:At the beginning of life. 性本善:Sex is good. 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 习相远:But it depends on how you do it. 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 性乃迁:Sex will leave you. 教之道:The way of learning it. 贵以专:It is very important to make love with only one person. 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng. 择邻处:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 子不学:If you don't study hard. 断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 窦燕山:Dou, the Famous. 有义方:Owned a very effective exciting medicine. 教五子:All his five son took it. 名俱扬:And their sexual ability were well-known. 养不教:If your children don't know how to do it. 父之过:It is all your fault. 教不严:If they had lots of problems with it. 师之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 子不学:You may refuse to study this. 非所宜:But that is a real mistake. 幼不学:If you don't learn it in childhood. 老何为:You will lose your ability when aged. 玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick. 不成器:It won't become hard and strong. 人不学:If you don't learn sex. 不知义:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness. |