俺儿也挺牛的

晚上我喊二猪吃饭,二猪说:"我要扑扑." 二猪不是很理解扑扑不是啥好东西.

"那就去吧."

好半天没听到动静."完了没呢?"

"没有.I made a big fat one.  It's a daddy 扑扑. I made a mommy 扑扑, too.  I need to make the whole family.  I have already made 爱美丽（俺家千金）.  I still need to make me." 晕!这样比喻,也太灭自家威风了!

过了一会儿,二猪说:"完了."

"冲.洗手."

"No. 等一下."自己颠颠地跑到厅里找到照相机,跑回厕所冲着自己的作品,卡碴,卡碴,记录在案.