度假的鹦鹉【1】(笑话，译文）
译自德语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过
The Parrot on Vacation
A man wanted to take a summer vacation by train, but no one was willing to take care of his parrot. So, he decided to take it with him. He went to the ticket counter and asked for a ticket to Rimini【2】. The ticket agent told him that he would also need a ticket for the parrot.
"I can save some money!" the man thought. He went to the bathroom, put the parrot in his pants, and then bought only a ticket for himself.
He sat comfortably on the train and quickly fell asleep. The parrot stayed put in his pants.
A nun entered and quietly took a seat. While reading a church newspaper, she noticed a slight movement in the man's pants. She peeked over the edge of her newpaper, thinking, "This must be a bad dream!"
After a while, the movement became stronger, and she heard a voice say, "It's really warm in here!"
"Oh," the nun thought, "he talks in his sleep, too!"
The movement became even more wild, and the voice said, "My God, it's hot in here!"
The nun grew nervous and watched carefully. She saw the zipper on the man's pants opened, a wing came out, then a second one followed, and finally the parrot poked its head out. The parrot looked at the nun and said, "Cuckou!"
The nun, completely startled, jumped up, shook the man awake, and said, "My dear man, I am a woman of God and perhaps don't know much about such things, but I think an egg is broken on you!"
度假的鹦鹉
一个男人想乘火车去度暑假，但是没人肯给他看他的鹦鹉，他决定带它一起去。他走到售票处，说要买到里米尼【2】的车票。售票员告诉他他也需要给他的鹦鹉买张车票。
“我可以省钱！“ 他想。他就到厕所里，把他的鹦鹉放在裤子里，然后给自己买了一张车票。
他舒舒服服地坐在车厢里，很快就睡着了。鹦鹉则安静地呆在他的裤子里。
一位修女上了车，安静地坐下。她在阅读教堂报纸时，那个男人裤子上的微小动作引起了她的注意。瞟过报纸上檐，她想，“这一定是梦魇！“
过了一会儿，动作大了起来，她听到一个声音，“这里真暖和！“
“哦，” 修女想，“他还说梦话！”
那个动作简直到了疯狂的程度，一个声音在嚷，“我的天，这里真热！”
修女战战兢兢，仔细观察。她看到男人的拉链门襟开了，一只翅膀出来了，第二只翅膀也跟着出来了，最后鹦鹉探出头。鹦鹉瞧着修女，说，“酷酷！”
修女大吃一惊，跳了起来，把男人摇醒，说，“亲爱的先生，我是上帝造的一个女人，我实在不大理解这样的事情，但是我觉得一个蛋碎在您那了!”
【1】. p. 101. Der Papagei im Urlaub. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
【2】. Rimini
- 所属国家： 意大利 (Italy)
- 地理位置： 位于意大利艾米利亚-罗马涅大区，是里米尼省的省会。它濒临亚得里亚海，是著名的海滨度假胜地。---deepseek
Rimini is an Italian city on the Adriatic coast known for its extensive beaches, vibrant nightlife, and rich history, including ancient Roman landmarks like the Ponte di Tiberio. The city offers a mix of traditional resort attractions with a bustling cultural scene, the old town center, and a proximity to the Apennine hills and the Republic of San Marino. --- google search 
--- Wikipedia
