阿尔茨海默（笑话，译文）

阿尔茨海默【1】（笑话，译文）

译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过

 

Alzheimer

 

Two grandmas are sunbathing at the harbor. One says, "I'm going to buy two ice creams for us. I'll get chocolate. What flavor would you like?"

The other replies, "Vanilla. But you should write it down, because you'll go and forget it."

The first grandma shrugs and comes back a little later with two hot dogs.

"See? I told you!" her friend says. "You forgot the mustard."

 

阿尔茨海默

 

两位老奶奶在海港上晒太阳。一个奶奶说：“我去买冰激凌。我要巧克力味的，你要啥味的？“

第二个奶奶回答：“我要香草味的。但你要写下来，不然你到了那儿就会忘记的。“

发问的奶奶耸了耸肩，走了不久就带了两个热狗回来。

“你瞧，我说什么来着！“  第二个奶奶说，”你忘了买芥末酱了。“

 

【1】. p. 5. Alzheimer. 1000 Blagues . Rajko Zobec. Z. R Edition.