确实有极度自命不凡的人（笑话，译文）

确实有极度自命不凡的人【1】（笑话，译文）

译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过

 

The Hyper Pretentious Man Exists

 

A very pretentious man wakes up in the morning and decides to change his behavior. The disparaging remarks of his colleagues about his way of being have finally pushed him to question himself. He makes a firm decision.

“From now on, I will no longer behave like the pretentious man. Now, I’m perfect.”

 

确实有极度自命不凡的人

 

一位极度自命不凡的人在早晨醒后下决心改变自己的行为。同事对他的处世哲学颇为不屑迫使他扪心自问。他下了个义无反顾的决心。

“从现在起，我不再表现得夜郎自大了。我是白璧无瑕了！”

 

【1】.  p. 67. L’HOMME HYPER PRÉTENTIEUX EXISTE. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.