If you ever ask, ...

• Abusive
  • What's the matter, stupid, don't you know the answer?

• Ambivalence
  • Well, it could be yes and it could be no.

• Amnesia
  • I forget.

• Antipathy
  • You would have to ask me that.

• Amorous
  • I love the way you ask that question.

• Apathy
  • I don't care.

• Apologetic
  • I'm sorry that you have to ask me that.

• Argumentative
  • Are you looking for a fight?

• Authoritarian
  • I'll tell you when you can ask me questions!

• Bigotry
  • I'm not going to tell someone like you.

• Blasphemous
  • God Dammit, I told you not to ask!

• Compulsive
  • I want to tell you right now, I have to tell you right now!

• Conditional
  • Well, it depends.

• Damnation
  • You and your questions can go to hell!

• Depressed
  • You would have to ask me that.

• Dyslexic
  • Gniees sdrawkcab.

• Egotistical
  • I'm the best person to answer that question.

• Evasive
  • Have you done your homework today?

• Exhausted
  • I'm too tired to answer you right now.

• Flatulent
  • That question really stinks!

• Greedy
  • What's in it for me if I tell you?

• Hemorrhoids
  • You know, this is a real pain in the butt!

• Hostility
  • If you ask me just one more question, I'll kill you!

• Hypochondriacal
  • The thought of it makes me sick.

• Ignorance
  • I don't know.

• Indifference
  • It doesn't matter.

• Influenza
  • You've got to be sick to ask me that question.

• Insecure
  • I don't think I want to know the answer to that question.

• Insensitive
  • I don't care if you don't know the answer.

• Insomnia
  • I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.

• Intoxicated
  • ** BURP **

• Irreverent
  • I swear to God, you ask too many questions!

• Masturbation
  • I can single-handedly answer that question.

• Narcissism
  • Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?

• Nausea
  • That question is going to make me vomit.

• Nonchalant
  • It's not important.

• Obstinate
  • I'm not going to tell you.

• Over-Protective
  • I don't know if you're ready for the answer.

• Over-Sensitive
  • How could you ask me a question like that?

• Paranoid
  • You think I don't know the answer, don't you?

• Pessimistic
  • I'm sure I won't give the right answer.

• Procrastination
  • I'll tell you tomorrow.

• Repetitive
  • I already told you the answer once before.

• Sarcastic
  • That's a stupid question to ask me.

• Secretive
  • I can't tell you right now.

• Seductive
  • Lets go somewhere private where I can answer that for you.

• Self-Centered
  • Well, I know the answer, that's all that matters.

• Senile
  • When I was your age, we couldn't ask these questions.

• Subjective
  • It's all in how you look at the question.

• Suspicious
  • Why are you asking me all these questions?

• Temperamental
  • What the heck do you want to know that for???