未成年买酒的借口

美国未满21岁（各州规定不同的) 大学生爱喝酒是司空见惯的。问题是，买酒要出示驾照之类的身份证。于是，各种借口应运而生. 为此，有家店特意贴了如下以杜绝各种常见的借口，要找借口者开口前先对照一下，要不就免开尊口：

Can We See Your ID:

1. I forgot it
2. My dog Ate it
3. My friend has it
4. I'll show it to you next time
5. Please just this once
6. It's for our class project
7. It's not for me, it is for....Mom, Dad, Uncle.4thcusz(not sure what this is)
8. Don't I look old enough
9. the other guy sold it to me
10. I bought some here before
11. I don't need it anywhere else
12. They printed mybirth date wrong
13. I'm in the...army,navy, FBI,CIA,NSC
14. The cops took it
15. I have a friend's ID
16. I have a note from home.
17. I only have a week to live