A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.'
The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives'.
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.' Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
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刚收到这个，逗的我！而且那个打赌的人赢了，我就是又读了一遍。:)
不过，我在脑子里把对话回想了一遍，笑s我了。
haha, 我看懂了 :-)
嗯,我也输了5块 :)))
抱抱鸽子开心果！
我也教了5块钱. 笑翻了我啦....
还是饼妹黄的比较纯.:)))
笑得我。。。
我只看了一遍。。。眼泪都出来了。。。。
傻丫头，你黄牛资格的不够，让黄牛饼来给你讲解一下就好了。:)
但是沙发板凳报纸都是我的，开心大笑。。。嘎嘎嘎：）