歌友会
当清风送来一抹草籽的芬芳，我蓦然忘了忧，欢天喜地起来。
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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two assholes.
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最近巨忙，发牢骚都改口头的了，QQ的耳朵因此遭了殃，没少替我装情绪垃圾，特此鸣谢，虽然他基本不看我博客的，呵呵。
今天收到星星妈的来信，说想我了，真不错，正好我也想她了。这就是所谓的相思吧，既然是互相思念。
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two assholes.
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最近巨忙，发牢骚都改口头的了，QQ的耳朵因此遭了殃，没少替我装情绪垃圾，特此鸣谢，虽然他基本不看我博客的，呵呵。
今天收到星星妈的来信，说想我了，真不错，正好我也想她了。这就是所谓的相思吧，既然是互相思念。
你的供词前后不一，情绪不稳 看来有必要立案调查，但是鉴于目前案子挤压过多，人手不够，所以暂不予处理，特此公告，哈哈：）
谢谢你的线索，真是一个好公民：）
punny:你终于浮出水面了，妹妹？:)
长发你啥时候暴露隐私啊，我等的急死了。:)
阿贝：你也不发我一个最佳广播奖。:)
阿小珊：论文是啥？没听说过。:))
发小，想你了
歌儿,忙起来更要保重身体！(90%-ZT)
不过忙起来更要保重身体！-ZT
我今天还去你的地方灌水了呢。:)
MM呀,你咋突然就从我园子里消失了呢?我还有好多问题在那等你指教的呀...HELP, HELP...:))
谁说我不想你，我百忙之中今天早上骚扰了好几次呢。:)
另外QQ当然是帅哥，不过是个小帅哥，哈哈。
呵呵，没事没事，尽管动脑筋吧，反正现在太平盛世你闲着也是闲着。:))
估计现在转贴要多起来了。:)
不过我都保证质量的。:))
你不更新，我的水没地方灌。：）） )
Take it easy!
注意到没,此'他'非彼'她'。歌儿不是在护着一帅歌呢吧？！
歌儿：我也想你了。（更新这么慢，害我一天来好几遍，都吃剩饭）。不过你没想我，这相思便不成立了。:)
我就是：你也很有趣：）
红茶姐姐好
其实我最喜欢看公主的转贴了，真的很有趣
老史：当探长，要找有用的线索来破案，没事不要在QQ身上动脑筋，会影响安定团结的。很严肃的说！！！
我传授给你，我吃什么呀？hiahiahia：）
嘻嘻，过奖：）
不过我倒是认为歌儿真应该好好佩服我一把，明亮拱手送她沙发，竟然还能让她给坐湿了：）
谁是QQ啊？什么叫基本不看你的博客？这话值得深思。。。：）
红茶，牢骚就是关于该毕业却还毕不了业呗。:)
公主，发啥牢骚呢？不是快毕业了末？